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Tanning Mom

I'm Way Hotter than Farrah

And I Do GREAT Porn

4/19/2013 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0418_tanning_mom_pcnTanning Mom Patricia Krentcil wants more than a sun kiss ... she wants to get plowed in a full-on porno -- for a hefty price.

TMZ has obtained an email sent to Vivid Entertainment's Prez Steve Hirsch, in which the 45-year-old leatherette says, "I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom.  Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness."

Krentcil, oblivious to shame, goes on:  "I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah!"  And there's more ... "Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper."

But sex -- and Krentcil -- do not come cheap.  She makes it clear to the Vivid honcho, "Contact me back if you're ready to talk serious cash and rock the world."

Sad ending.  Hirsch sent a return email, telling T.M., "Unfortunately we don't have a granny porn section on Vivid.com, but we feel your look would be perfect for radio. You could talk about everything you've ever done on a tanning bed."

It's hard for a nice piece of leather to find work.

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IwuvTMZ    

Ok now I'm really grossed out!

551 days ago
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SKiNET HD    

Ewww!!!!

551 days ago
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Truth    

YEA, WELL... THERE'S ALWAYS A MARKET FOR FUGLY ASS NON-FOTOSHOPPED SEX FETISH TAPES - ON A F*CKING DESERTED ISLAND. #TRUTH!!

551 days ago
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Waka Waka Waka    

Hold on..my eyes are still burning..dam you TMZ again...

551 days ago
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Grandma Cracker    

She and Farrah make the perfect pair. You could add Lindsay Lohan to the mix too. Crazy! Losers!

551 days ago
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Roman Moroni    

Mate to the Salt Vampire in Star Trek - Man Trap

551 days ago
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M    

We obviously have a serious mental illness epidemic going on in this country of ours. The best thing this woman could possibly do at this point is to donate her brain to science. The rest of her will probably be discarded for handbag materials.

551 days ago
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LunarJunk    

Her picture scared the sh*t outta me again! -_-

551 days ago
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M    

If people from say, the 1950's, where to hitch a ride on a time machine to the present day and see a mess like this woman, they'd probably have the same reaction Charlton Heston did at the end of Planet of the Apes.

551 days ago
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danisha    

"But sex " hehe

551 days ago
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Kelster    

1. shame on you tmz for giving me nightmares
2. ewww kill it with fire
3. seriously
4. someone scratch my eyes out
5. she's a mother?! someone go rescue her child
6. REALLY?!

551 days ago
12.

Diamond Goddess!    

Where the F is her husband to stop this shiz?!
(There's plenty of granny porn out there. Hirsch is a douche for thinking no one would buy a Tan Mom porn.)

551 days ago
13.

jwoolman    

Have to say she's looking so much better since she stopped using tanning beds.

551 days ago
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BrAnBa    

This is just tragic, she is obviously mentally ill, maybe because of drug abuse. She should not be the centre of mockery, she should be AT a Center that could give her the help she needs. And who is the enabler who took the photos??!

551 days ago
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SoWhat    

She's seriously messed up and delusional. Take the kids away from this woman just like Octomom, they do not care or have the ability to take care of kids.

551 days ago
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