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Farrah Abraham & Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini Showdown

Battle of the Bulges

6/21/2013 9:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

It's the boobie battle you've all been waiting for -- 22-year-old "Teen Mom" porn star Farrah Abraham  (with her brand new D cups) and the legendary Tanning Mom (with her genuine leather speed bags).

It's actually a hilarious coincidence ... Farrah and 45-year-old Patricia Krentcil both posed for topless photo shoots on the beaches of Malibu Thursday.

Malibu beaches are a hot spot for celeb photo shoots, so it's not that surprising they showed up around the same place -- but it's incredible they BOTH decided to drop their tops.


So we gotta ask ...


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Why is there not a "neither!" choice to this poll?!

456 days ago


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456 days ago


farrah looks absolutely horrible.. somebody close to her please tell her that.. she is sooo not sexy

456 days ago


Look at the wide gap between those 2 deflated air balloons. It looks so unnatural. Women with a flat space in the middle of their chest should not get silicone. Even when they drop they look stupid.

456 days ago


Disgusting! Both of them! And you should of put neither as a choice to vote. Farrah you should be ashamed of yourself, you have a young child what example are you showing to her? Don't have an education just make a porn video and you can get money? She looks nasty! Just looking at her makes me feel sick and that I could catch something. Also her money will not last, she'll be broke by the end of the year. Then she be crying to magazines saying how much she regrets doing the porn thing and how its ruined her life. Stupid girl!

456 days ago


I assume these photos are just for her personal collection? Ugh when is her 15mins up, she makes me sick. Just a fake person all around.

456 days ago


Ok TMZ, you keep asking our opinions but you don't give us a real choice, there needs to be a third option: Neither which would be my vote. To put these two vile options w/o a third is wrong. Think about adding that third option to all your polls & I guarantee you would see a different outcome each and every time.

456 days ago

Double Bubble    

Thats pretty horrid.. They both need to cover up..The old lady should cover her body--the horse(tori spelling look a like) needs to cover her face....

456 days ago


come on man, are you serious? the buck tooth, cross eyed horse vs the flappy old lady

456 days ago


Farrah Abraham= Worst. Mom. Ever.

456 days ago


tanning mom looks better! whos the other trash?

456 days ago

Justsay Nohan    

I would rather do Harvey...and I'm not even remotely gay.

456 days ago


Farrah's fake boobs look like upside down Tupperware!

456 days ago


The only reason people vote for Tan Mom isn't because they think she's hot - it's because people are absolutely disgusted by Horse Face and her repulsive personality. It's the way she LIES about everything (her private sex tape being leaked, her DWI arrest, her boyfriend from Austin dumping her, her parents mistreating her, maintaining a "natural appearance", and the list goes on). If she had just an inkling of class and a half-way decent personality, people would cut her a break because she's young but she's so desperate to stay relevant that you can't help but despise her and wish her the worst.

456 days ago


Both are dumb sluts, but the old one is ugly as hell.

456 days ago
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