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Lindsay Lohan

BIG Bday Plans

...With Her Lawyer

7/2/2013 5:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan
is celebrating her birthday today with the one person in her life she can count on ... her lawyer Shawn Holley.

Sources close to LiLo tell TMZ ... Cliffside -- where she's currently in rehab -- denied the actress' request to have friends visit on her day of birth (i.e. today). Visiting days are only on Sundays ... rules are rules.

We're told LiLo's plan B was asking if she could leave the facility to get dinner with friends (with the DA's permission of course). Again she was shot down.

But all hope was not lost ... certain people can visit patients outside of visiting hours, like lawyers. And we're told Shawn is headed to the Malibu rehab joint to hang out with LiLo while she sulks over b-day #27.

As TMZ previously reported, LiLo was already pissed she'd be on lockdown for her birthday ... she wanted to have a huge party in NYC.

We'd say better luck next year, but y'know ...

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121.

Chief Gall    

Damn, Lindsay sure is popular. If you google and twitter search Happy Birthday, Lindsay Lohan, 27, it's page after page after page of HB Lindsay. If you google and twiiter HB, Ashley Tisdale, 28, it's much the same but not quite as many pages. And lovely Ashley is popular and well-liked. What does that tell you???? Ands what's this nonsense about Shawn Holley not being Lindsay's friend? Are haters really that stupid? She's like a second mother to Lindsay. And who do you think set up the White House gig with Greta last year? Shawn Holley. And please, please provide me with a good laugh before I'm gone in a fedw minutes and say Lindsay begged Shawn and paid Greta for the WHCD and they really did not want her there because they hate her and the whole world hates Lindsay and Lindsay has no friends and she's high at rehab right now because her drug dealer smuggled stuff in and....... This is hilarious. Lindsay probably has more friends than most of you dream of having. LOL!!!!!

Happy 4th of July to supporters and fans and all of you who want Lindsay to get ot together.

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gone.................

387 days ago
122.

Sherms    

I think they should have let her go to that dinner, and then tested her when she got back...to see just how serious she is. I know that is hateful, and probably unethical, but even so...

387 days ago
123.

Suzy Q     

The most important aspect of these stories is that Lindsay is still expecting special treatment. She's an addict who thinks the rules don't apply to her, and she hasn't learned a thing.


It means she'll use the moment she can after leaving treatment. He mindset is the same, so her behavior will be the same.


However, everytime an addict stops and starts, there's a greater chance of OD because they return to the level of use they had before their sober time.


She may be joining the 27 club sooner than we think.

387 days ago
124.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Oh Lisa, you don't know about Dina and Carvel, then here's a TREAT for you. This is Dlisted's version. First, Dina's take then Carvel PUBLICLY responds, enjoy:

Cookie Puss vs. White Oprah
June 17, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
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(start of fictional dramatization) Yesterday afternoon, White Oprah was passed out in the bushes of her front yard from drinking too many Sea Breezes when Nana Lohan woke her up by spraying her in the face with the garden hose. Nana Lohan threw Ali’s Carvel Black Card (more on that mess later) at White Oprah and told her to go get her son Cody a birthday cake. White Oprah knows not to question Nana Lohan so she washed the mysterious substances out of her mouth with the garden hose, pulled up her pants, got in the car and headed over to Carvel to get her boy a cake! (end of fictional dramatization)
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White Oprah picked out a cake at Carvel and handed the employee Ali’s fancy Carvel Black Card. The Carvel Black Card is for VIPs only and it gives them free ice cream for 75 years. Well, the employee knows all about White Oprah’s low-budget tricks, so he asked her for an ID. That’s when the Fudgie the Whale hit the fan.
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While holding back tears, White Oprah gave Radar all the emotional details of her trying ordeal:
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“The shop assistant said, ‘Do you have I.D.?’ Next minute he he grabbed my arm and took my card and held it hostage and wouldn’t give me the cake! This guy was crazy! I couldn’t believe this guy… it’s a family card, it just didn’t have my name on it. Next minute, four cop cars showed up, there’s a police helicopter over head and this guy makes it seem to the cops that I’m trying to use a stolen credit card — and for what? Over a free ice cream?! He wouldn’t give it back… not even to the cops! Finally he gave up and gave me my card back. But he told me, ‘You can have the card, but you can’t have the cake!’ It just shows how we get treated so much worse than regular people. Just wait until Lindsay and Ali hear about this. When Ali gets back, I’m going to bring her in everyday to this store — and you can print that!”
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Oh, boo hoo in your big nostrils, you dumb bitch! You can print that out on paper, roll it up and then shove it up your ass. I swear. At least that horrible family has a Carvel Black Card. They should be thankful for that. Every time I want to lick on Cookie Puss or give ******** to Fudgie the Whale, I have to pull out my Body Glove wallet like a common john!
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“We get treated so much worse than regular people.” Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes. How dare that hag. She has yet to earn the right to sit next to such beautiful creations as Cookie Puss and Fudgie.
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If I was that employee I would’ve snatched that card, snorted up the coke residue White Oprah left on it, sprayed whipped cream on top and then shoved it down her froat! Without a cherry, thankyouverymuch.
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And yes, I always get this angry when dumb bitches **** with Cookie Puss.
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Carvel Responds To White Oprah
June 17, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
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Earlier I posted about the most difficult and harrowing experience White Oprah has ever had to suffer through! It was even more agonizing than the time Nana Lohan played a cruel April Fool’s Joke on her by replacing all her painkillers with Smarties.
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Basically, White Oprah tried to use a Carvel VIP Black Card to get a free birthday cake for her son. The employee at Carvel refused to give it to her since the card is not in her name. White Oprah threw a fit, the cops were called and she never got her free cake. She also pretty much declared herself the Rosa Parks of Carvel.
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Well, Fudgie the Whale has responded and he’s sick of being emotionally, financially and physically abused by the Lohans. Bitch. Boom. Byeeeee.

"As part of Carvel’s 75th Anniversary celebration last year, we issued 75 Black Cards to celebrities. These cards were issued in the celebrity’s name and require the card holder to be present at the time of use. Many celebrities have enjoyed their cards at our Carvel Ice Cream shoppes and have shared their excitement with being included in the celebration.
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Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card. While the card was issued in Lindsay and Ali’s names only, her extended family has repeatedly used the card without either present. At first, we graciously honored their requests while explaining that the Black Card was not a carte blanche for unlimited Carvel Ice Cream for the extended Lohan family and friends. After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.
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Dina Lohan reacted badly and called the police to have her card returned. The police responded and did return the card to Dina with instructions not to use it again.
This is an unfortunate situation where certain people feel entitled to use a celebrity’s name for their own purposes. We regret that the Lohan family is upset and hope this matter is put behind us quickly."

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Large orders for ice cream? So that why is all the drug dealers in Long Island have freezers full of Cookie Pusses and Fudgie the Whales? Trading ice cream for 8-balls. I see you, Lohans.
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And this pretty much sums White Oprah up. Always using her daughter’s name to get **** for herself. Leave it to Cookie Puss and Fudgie the Whale to tell that ******* to sit down. Bitch got owned by Fudgie! That is a beautiful gift to us all. Thank you, Fudgie!

387 days ago
125.

Nikki    

Do they even have Carvel in CA ? If not its a bull story coming from Dina. Carvel wouldn't fed ex a cake

387 days ago
126.

seamus     

This tells the infamous Carvel story.


http://www.nj.com/entertainment/celebrities/index.ssf/2010/06/lindsay_lohan_gets_her_cookie.html

387 days ago
127.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

NEW THREAD

387 days ago
128.

Marvin    

Freaky Freckled Fourth.......Let's get it started...!!!!

387 days ago
129.

Keisha    

If she stayed out of trouble and jail/rehab then she could have had a party anywhere she wanted to. I don't see the big whoop,unless she OD's before,she will have another birthday next year. She isn't that special for her to think she can completely ignore rules set forth by the court and the rehab's own rules. I really wish her and Justin Bieber would disappear.

387 days ago
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