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Kate Middleton

Royal Baby REVEALED

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, PUNY MORTALS

7/23/2013 11:27 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
breaking news

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Here it is ... THE ROYAL BABY ... 's head ... and fingers ... so everyone can go back to their lives. Please.

Kate Middleton and Prince William debuted their infant overlord moments ago in London -- the third in line for the British throne -- and guess what? The kid is totally normal. Hooray.

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Still no word on the name, but at least we know the kid actually exists -- unless it's a decoy baby and Kate Middleton was never really pregnant to begin with.

Now that would be a real story. Not that this isn't a real story.

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151.

my 2 cents    

After this kid's photo opportunity, the photo money market just hit the skids for North West. The Momager must be enraged

368 days ago
152.

sharon    

Wow, you leave a negative comment and the site says techinal difficulties..lol

368 days ago
153.

gayforliztaylor    

He's already joking and can't wait to hug both.
He grew up with a lot of anger & pain so he deserves all
this happiness. He always was the peacemaker when his parents fought.
The bonding of parents & son is very touching to watch.

The cutie's parents are together because they were ready to have kids & she does many things like most mothers. She has no desire to spend huge amounts of money.
They could've been unwealthy & became soul mates..

368 days ago
154.

Sunny    

Whoever wrote this story is an a$$hole. TMZ you are all a bunch of haters.

368 days ago
155.

anya2u    

What a beautiful photo! May God bless them and keep them always safe and happy.

368 days ago
156.

Kat    

Of course because it was about some happy news about decent people it would be trashed up on TMZ's site. No one saw Kate dressing like a slob or William fist fighting with the press . It takes acting like a a low class pair of idiots to make real news here . The bottom line is Kate and William don't need TMZ, and never will. Move on now to go look for the sleaze effect that keeps you cranking out more garbage.

367 days ago
157.

geoff    

to hell with you ya skank

367 days ago
158.

barnyardhumor    

What a nasty article - guess TMZ is so used to the lowlife sleeze of the Kardashians that it is incapable of covering any kind of decent events.

367 days ago
159.

Toilethead    

Enough of this crap already.

367 days ago
160.

Loopy    

Not a good looking baby, hope his face straightens out
BTW,
TMZ, have you considered changing your name
Too many Lil this Lil that stories

367 days ago
161.

Loopy    

Oh, now when are are we going to to see Queen North, the forty days are coming up before you can see an Armadian/West baby

367 days ago
162.

Areader    

.......and Kim Kardashian is still waiting for the highest bidder to come forward before the world gets to see her little bundle of joy!

367 days ago
163.

Rosie Posie    

It's ugly as ****!!!!

367 days ago
164.

Rosie Posie    

Abort it!!!

367 days ago
165.

thihien    

congratulations to the couple Prince William.

kiem tien online tren mang

367 days ago
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