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Kate Middleton

Royal Baby REVEALED

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, PUNY MORTALS

7/23/2013 11:27 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Here it is ... THE ROYAL BABY ... 's head ... and fingers ... so everyone can go back to their lives. Please.

Kate Middleton and Prince William debuted their infant overlord moments ago in London -- the third in line for the British throne -- and guess what? The kid is totally normal. Hooray.

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Still no word on the name, but at least we know the kid actually exists -- unless it's a decoy baby and Kate Middleton was never really pregnant to begin with.

Now that would be a real story. Not that this isn't a real story.

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31.

DollApple    

big deal a royal baby what's the fuss about women give birth everyday all I can say is no one in Ireland gives a f**##k about it

395 days ago
32.

janet    

Jenner kardashians are still so pissed off that they never got not one iota of attention for their illigitimate baby photos still being 'brokered' other than what they kept over hyping and kept spewing forth.

All of their greed and hype and disgusting pimping out of an innocent little baby for greed and ratings is their biggest backfire of all.

395 days ago
33.

LittleJoe    

I do not like Williams face.
He never laughs.
It is always like SUPER GLUE to UPPER LIP, like his mother (RIP). Thats showbiz.

395 days ago
34.

Karen    

Yes they are royalty unlike kimye

395 days ago
35.

Mikey    

He was heard saying, 'Bloody people, I can bear them', as they whisked him away.

395 days ago
36.

chickie    

Way to go TMZ. You've shown again how immature your staff are in writing such crap as this. Why don't you just stick to the prepared scripts Seacrest and the Kardashians dish out to you. Bunch of losers.

395 days ago
37.

Quiet    

i wonder if its really a fake baby some other woman had in the hospital next to her..

only trashians would switich a baby and hide a baby and omg that dam baby lol

395 days ago
38.

pat    

First of all, TMZ is staffed by idiots and run by an even bigger idiot. Maybe the biggest one on the planet..


If I was related to the Royal couple, I would be proud of them. None of this hiding and bigger than thou attitude. Good on them and I hope thay are all well.


This should now do it for the Klan. It'll all be downhill from here. I think we, the people have had our fill of them and will move on to something else. At least I hope so.


As for the Trashian baby, something is up.


Either


The baby has a major medical condition and is still in ICU


Or she looks even worse than KW and they are all just to vain to show it in public.


Or the cow is still too big for her appearance.

395 days ago
39.

Hollywierd_gurl    

SO DISGUSTED WITH TMZ RIGHT NOW!! This baby is a TRUE Prince! You just have to create controversy because this is a true, happy, traditional family, and you just don't know how to handle it! Best wishes to William and Kate...

395 days ago
40.

daved0622    

That's how you do it Kim-Kanye, not to the highest bidder, althoug Kate does not need to loose 200 lbs.

395 days ago
41.

whateverIsay    

The DECOY baby??? Oh, u mean on KRIS' show? Kim's?.

395 days ago
42.

milly5    

kinda creepy what Kate is wearing so was Princess Diana when she stepped out with baby. Them English people like to keep everything the same, same clothes,same blood line, same names, blah blah..blah

395 days ago
43.

Del    

Who's Kate Middleton? The name is Duchess Catherine.

395 days ago
44.

mike53051    

Why do you all have to be such jerks. There is one thing of poking fun, but this is rather mean. Clean up your act!

395 days ago
45.

truetrue    

awww so cute and so classy that they introduced the baby like this!

395 days ago
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