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Kate Middleton

Royal Baby REVEALED

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, PUNY MORTALS

7/23/2013 11:27 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Here it is ... THE ROYAL BABY ... 's head ... and fingers ... so everyone can go back to their lives. Please.

Kate Middleton and Prince William debuted their infant overlord moments ago in London -- the third in line for the British throne -- and guess what? The kid is totally normal. Hooray.

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Still no word on the name, but at least we know the kid actually exists -- unless it's a decoy baby and Kate Middleton was never really pregnant to begin with.

Now that would be a real story. Not that this isn't a real story.

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76.

justagirl    

Bravo to the Royal family. This is what you call a class act when you celebrate your baby with the country instead of hold it captive for weeks waiting for the highest bidder. Kim and Kenya had this all planned out knowing their little of bundle of joy would be overshadowed by the royal baby which has caused her to go deeper into hiding for much longer. If it would me...I wouldn't pay her a dime! Too late Kim...even when your Million dollar+ finally makes her debut...you've already been outdone by a class and dignity from the Royals.

355 days ago
77.

dierdre    

Kate & William are truly modern royalty. The baby is really adorable. My congrats to both of them. I think the baby looks like William. Such a big baby. But WHY, this poor baby doesn't even have a name yet? That's the only think that bother's me. How much longer will it take to name your child? Royalty or NOT, the baby deserves a name.

355 days ago
78.

Waaaaah    

Wow. Not even trying to be klever. Pimp Mama Kris got you by the taint, Harvey?

This IS news. They're royalty. Kate's not a fat prostitute like Kim ****rashian.

355 days ago
79.

anne2    

What kind of moronic reject loser writes these story's?? The kind who knows that they could never produce a class act baby like William and Kate have!! The kind of moronic reject who admires the Kartrashians! Suck it up reject!!

355 days ago
80.

REALbarbwire7    

Look what happens when you act like a normal person: Everyone says congratulations. I know a few couples who could take some notes (K & K)

355 days ago
81.

gill    

Such a class act. Kate seems so kind and gracious. Bittersweet though, can't beleive Wiliiam has his own child. Time flies.

355 days ago
82.

Bea    

Awwww... he's adorable! Look at those tiny little hands... So cute!

355 days ago
83.

dogboy    

Maybe we can talk about a Royal baby instead of North West or Apple Slice or etc etc...

SOMETHING ACTUALLY WORTH TALKING ABOUT. (IN COMPARISON)

355 days ago
84.

applebops    

I didn't read the article but once i started reading people's comments I read it and WOW am I surprised this is HISTORY and tmz acts so immature and disrespectful. You make the United States look really dumb. You guys are so far up Kim's ass that you guys should climb out of it to get some oxygen to your brains cause I think you guys think that fat nobody's who gained 100 pounds during pregnancy and can't lose it is history or news or MTV teen mothers going to jail/rehab or makin porns is important. Your disgusting TMZ. Now I bet Kim is gonna release pictures of the baby to try and steal the duke and duchess light sounds pathetic but sounds like a trash thing to do.

355 days ago
85.

StixZadinia    

I wonder how long it will take Queen Elizabeth to have Kate Middleton murdered now?

355 days ago
86.

s.    

Great looks like a cute Baby. As all babies do.
However who let the baby out so poorly secured in that car seat...shudder.

355 days ago
87.

2idiots    

I doubt the children at TMZ realize there are now 3 LIVING heirs to the throne:
- Charles, William and BABY.
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The last time there were 3 living heirs was like 150 years ago.
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And still no sign of the Trash-Kan-ian/West spawn.....sure makes ya wonder.

355 days ago
88.

retroarama    


The last time the world went on a rabid royal watch was 31 years ago in June of 1982 when we waited with baited breath for the birth of another prince, Prince William. Just as today, the wave of royal baby fever spread across the pond to the US, where the souvenir market was cashing in. For the millions who couldn't get enough of this 20th century fairy tale, they could have fun browsing through commemorative memorabilia such as a paper doll book cheekily called "Chuck & Di Have a Baby" For a peek at the book featuring cut- out dolls of Prince Charles and Princess Diana and the anxiously awaited royal baby boy visit http://envisioningtheamericandream.com/2013/07/12/royal-baby-watch/

355 days ago
89.

mrs t    

beaUTIFUL

355 days ago
90.

Nun ja biz    

What a beautiful baby and family! Congratulations to the Duke and Dutchess.

355 days ago
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