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Charlie Sheen to Phil Robertson

Apologize ...

Or Face a 'Masheen Style Media Beatdown'

12/21/2013 2:03 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Charlie Sheen just WENT OFF on "Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson -- threatening to unleash a monstrous media attack on the reality star ... unless he makes amends with gay people.

Sheen posted the long diatribe on Twitter ... and quickly put Phil on notice saying, "just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off, you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media beat down."

Charlie claims he's only voicing his opinion out of the blue for one reason ... to stick up for all his gay friends whose voices are not as powerful.

The letter is filled with classic Sheenism's -- like calling Phil a "shower-dodger", something about Charlie whittling his "cosmic banjo" ... and even a "news flash" for old times sake.

update-grey-gray-barhey Mallard brained
Phil Robertso!
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.
well news flash
shower-dodger,
I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.
so,
just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,
you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media
beat down.
(I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are
abhorrently and
mendaciously unforgivable.

the idea that you have a job
outside of dirt-clod stacking
is a miracle.

the only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the
re-runs of that dated show.

the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of
your head.
perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the
army of scabies and
bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.

shame on you.
you're the only surviving
brain donor I've ever known.

when the gators and Egrets
kick you out of their
hovel,
you need to make serious amends to those you have
radically offended.

on the eight day
when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,
I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and
locate the nearest
Andy Gump.

repulsed by you;
c sheen

hash tag;
Duck; that was me.
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Susan    

This is going to be very interesting.

270 days ago
17.

Stephanie    

Hahahaha! Hey, he's only expressing his "freedom of speech" right??

270 days ago
18.

jacksonorleans    

Duck him. He's just after the publicity... no body cares!

270 days ago
19.

Harry    

Another new LOW for TMZ. Sheen should donate his brain to find out the effects of drugs on an already moronic individual.

270 days ago
20.

CelticOne    

Shut up already idiot.

270 days ago
21.

carmen    

I totally agree. You should apologize. Or else become the next Paula Dean. Lose Millions. You have millions but you would lose millions more.

270 days ago
22.

Mikey    

Its that the same thing he says to his ex wives?

270 days ago
23.

Ace    

Way to stick up for lesbian porn stars.

270 days ago
24.

Canadasux    

As if Phil is going to listen to you Charlie, or even care what you say. LOL!

270 days ago
25.

bottom feeder    

charlie who?? lol

270 days ago
26.

andy    

I really don't think that Phil is going to give a flying, . . . um, . . . "duck" regarding what Charlie Sheen "thinks".

270 days ago
27.

Pilar Bernsteen de Juarez    

When Charlie speaks all the planets in the galaxy listen

270 days ago
28.

Karen T    

Charlie Sheen is a drug addict with mental illness. He needs to shut his disgusting, foul, and pathetically desperate mouth. He has no morals and has no idea what religion or goodness morals are. He is a terrible father and a horrific partner/spouse so he has absolutely no room to judge ANYONE. Charlie Sheen is a menace to society.

270 days ago
29.

Bodie    

Go ahead and OD already! You retched drug addict and father!

270 days ago
30.

Vote2012    

This clown can voice his opinion but Phil from Duck Dynasty cannot? Just goes to show only in Hollywood they have free speech. The gay mafia is now controlling free speech in this country.

270 days ago
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