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Lisa Vanderpump

Rich People Problems ...

MY SWAN HAS GONE MISSING!!

12/24/2013 10:31 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF BEVERLY HILLS -- THERE IS A SWAN RUNNING LOOSE IN YOUR COMMUNITY ... and Lisa Vanderpump really, reallllly wants it back!!!

The "Real Housewives" star just took to Twitter to put out an APB on a baby bird that  just went missing from her Bev Hills mansion.

"I know it's what some people may call 'a high class problem' however,1 of my baby swans took off yesterday."

"If anyone in Bh sees errant swan Please bring him back! He is only a few months old didn't think he could fly yet Bring him back ..!!"

She included a picture of her swans -- though it's unclear which one is MIA ... since they're frickin' swans and they look exactly the same.

It's not the first time Lisa's had to deal with a missing luxury item -- back in 2010, her Bentley was stolen from her driveway ... but Lisa was more concerned about the contents in the back.

"They can have the frickin' car, but can I have my dry cleaning in the trunk, please?"

The car was eventually recovered at the bottom of a cliff ... right near a car that had been stolen from Charlie Sheen's home.

As for the swan, maybe he's just a-swimming ... it is Christmas Eve after all.

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31.

PT    

Chip your swan.

121 days ago
32.

marmar    

They eat then

121 days ago
33.

Waka Waka Waka    

There IN MY BELLYYYYYYYY!!!!

121 days ago
34.

Waka Waka Waka    

P.E.T.A wants to know if you'll be home tomorrow

121 days ago
35.

bart    

Maybe the Duck Dynasty folks are cooking up her bird for Christmas dinner.

121 days ago
36.

Dina    

I would swab Bernie's hands.

121 days ago
37.

Bella    

Hope he is brought back soon. It's awful losing a pet.

121 days ago
38.

Sade    

Poor Lisa and her first world problems!

121 days ago
39.

shanice    

A pet is a pet, Lisa obviously loves her pets...hope the swan is returned safely. Maybe she can take some of that money and build an enclosure.

120 days ago
40.

Sheri    

Like Cee Cee commented:
She is confusing " high tax bracket' with 'high class'" - the actual saying refers to "Rich people's problems" With so many REAL problems that the rest of us have, worrying about a decorative swan is FAR from the 99% of us. Really Lisa, get over yourself!! Really ~ "Rich" people's problems!! BTW = $$ does NOT equal class.

120 days ago
41.

my 2 cents    

Check Charlie Sheen's oven.

120 days ago
42.

TuxThePenguin    

it's probably firmly lodged up her a**.

120 days ago
43.

Really    

Some just ate them. Jjjj

120 days ago
44.

NyckyDaNynja     

Did anyone else think of Hot Fuzz??? Lolz.

120 days ago
45.

P*ssedinCalifornia    

Ummm SO!

119 days ago
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