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Lindsay Lohan

Crap ... My Stolen Computer Has Naked Photos!

1/8/2014 1:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0107-lindsay-lohan-laptop-shanghaiYou want to see Lindsay Lohan naked?  That's what she's afraid of ... because we know what's in her stolen computer.

Lindsay claims her computer was stolen at the airport in Shanghai, China, and she's offering a reward for its return.  In a move showing an utter lack of sophistication, Lindsay isn't specifying how much she'll give ... she's saying, "Whatever it takes."  Translation:  A lot.

Why, you ask, is she so freaked out?  We've learned she had a bunch of nude photos of herself.  She claims they're all from various photo shoots that were never supposed to be released.  Again, when an actress is asked to take her clothes off, usually no good comes from that.

And there's more ... We're told Lindsay claims she has "private correspondence" from a bunch of famous people, including Woody Allen and Lady Gaga, that she wants to keep under wraps.

We pressed on whether there were selfies but got no answer ... so we're guessing there are.

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Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

Her fake stolen computer with all this earth ****tering information on it is the equivalent of her walking around with blank scripts and signing bogus contracts..

184 days ago
122.

Ryuk    

Not buying it.... she left it there on purpose

184 days ago
123.

boo boo    

No, we don't want to see her naked...again. Seriously grrrrl, just stop it. Please stop. Stop with the naked pictures. Stop with the "my shiz got stolen". Stop with the lies. You're over and done. You can't act. You can't sing. You can't dj. You are so desperate it should be embarrassing but you just don't quit it. You love it and its pathetic.

184 days ago
124.

pattin    

its obvious what she was really doing in china

https://twitter.com/lindsaylohanbr_/status/420929569256771584/photo/1

184 days ago
125.

dapedo    

looking at her naked gota be worse then that web popup that spam's you with grandma porn

184 days ago
126.

LLsez    

Dina Lohan ‏@dinalohan
Surfs up!! THANX! Mummy luvs you Linds 4 getting' the press off my DWIna 12-Step scam story!!xo!!

184 days ago
127.

Barbara    

Did she mention if it was the laptop she stole from the Hotel?

184 days ago
128.

Viper7    

Yea I would like to see Lindsay naked

184 days ago
129.

anonymous    

dumb skank!!!!!

184 days ago
130.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

Heres her fans and how far their brain stretches...they cant think outside of her box... Lindsay Lohan Fans TheLiLoFans @ The whole world is worried about lindsaylohan's computer. That's the power of the queen.

184 days ago
131.

awards    

NEW LINDSAY POST! On DListed! With Pictures!

184 days ago
132.

Lucky_130    

Lindsay knows how to use a computer? !

184 days ago
133.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

The only 'private correspondence' between Allen, Gaga, and Blohan are STALKING CEASE and DESIST letters!!

184 days ago
134.

DeeMaree    

Lindsay has already shown her saggy buts and pieces to Playboy and given away more details to a pap for free. Who cares if more naked pictures exist? I CARE THAT'S F*CKING WHO. I HAVE NOT GOTTEN OVER SEEING THOSE DROOPY, SKANKY, HUMUNGOUS LIPS READY TO GRAB ANYTHING AND SHOVE IT INTO THAT CAVERNOUS TUNNEL. That image is forever burned into my brain, I might not make it through another showing of "most misused crotch EVER." Gagging...

184 days ago
135.

DeeMaree    

Airports are jammed full of eye s in the sky watching out for evil doers. No video of ho-LILO s computer being snatched? Hard to believe.

184 days ago
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