Paris Hilton HIP DRESS Behold My Loins

1/24/2014 11:57 AM PST

Paris Hilton's Hip Dress -- Behold My Loins

Wearing an unfinished dress by the Michelin tire company, Paris Hilton hit up an event in Hollywood last night ... and modeled her svelte groin area for a crowd of strangers.

In our opinion, the dress is hot as hell ... but we still gotta ask ...