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Simon Cowell

Warns Paparazzi

My Pups Will F U Up

3/2/2014 8:12 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

0302-simon-cowell-dog-attack-pcn-01Simon Cowell is drawing a line in the sand ... paparazzi who want a piece of him will have to answer to his bitches.

Cowell's Yorkies -- Squiddly and Diddly -- aren't taking crap from the photogs who got their owner in trouble earlier in the week for allowing them on the beach in Miami.  Cops gave Simon a warning ... one which he clearly didn't heed.

But the pint-sized pooches seem to be doing the trick, scaring the bejeesus out of a papper.

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cluesarethere    

Stupid paparazzi.... Leave them alone.

184 days ago
2.

6one9    

Simon needs 2``` 150 lb German shepherds to protect him and his 2 yorkies for the paps!!

184 days ago
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bring back recent posts    

Those kind of dogs are so skittish and neurotic, and their barks are darn annoying. Hope the baby can sleep through that, then again I suppose he will be use to it.lol

184 days ago
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jenlolo    

You mean the people you pay to get the photos you need to make this website relevant ?????

184 days ago
5.

static    

It would have been cool if a hawk would have swooped in and grabbed one of them.

184 days ago
6.

Ruby    

What supposedly straight guy chooses that breed of dog for a pet? Fred Flintstone needs to get himself manly dogs.

184 days ago
7.

boz    

Photog - Chihuahuas are NOT venomous. Relax.

184 days ago
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buzz kill    

Pint sized pooches for a pint sized man.

184 days ago
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Mike L    

Justin Bieber number 2. Cops tell you one thing, you do the exact opposite. Guess it really doesn't matter for Simon. A couple hundred dollar fine could be paid with money he finds in his couch cushions.

184 days ago
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BLUE UGLY 💩    

Those dogs are annoying, just like him

184 days ago
11.

Kelly    

Trotting out the bitches "joke" again so soon?

184 days ago
12.

Barbara    

Why is he flaunting USA laws.

184 days ago
13.

LDB    

they're cute

184 days ago
14.

Calico    

Aw, Yorkies are sweet and generally well-tempered. They are also good for folks with allergies as they have a coat that is more hair-like than fur-like.
They are, however, Terriers, and love to get excited and chase (terra, terre=earth).

184 days ago
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newsjunkie69    

No straight man would have girly dogs like that. I hignly doubt this baby is his. He needs to come out of the closet. It's no secret judging by how he looked at some of the male contestants.

184 days ago
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