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3/10/2014 1:56 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0310_George-Iloka_gettyHere's a tip Emily Post would approve of ... when nature calls, consider the help ... at least, that's the Brown Code that Bengals safety George Iloka lives by. 

The 23-year-old defensive stud just faced that exact situation in his home ... tweeting: 

"I gotta take a big ol s**t but my cleanin lady still here. And she super nice so I dont even wanna do her like that by tearin up the bathroom."

Way to do her a solid, man. 

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notalawyer    

You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar...

194 days ago
17.

bus4bud    

Class. Pure class.

194 days ago
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tgrfan42069    

not saying he should have broadcasted it.but that was a polite thing he did.by not going and blowing it up while she was cleaning.

194 days ago
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Jay W.     

What a polite young man. "And she super nice..." lol

194 days ago
20.

Sherron    

The ignorance of this idiot shows he was raised in the gutter!

194 days ago
21.

pj    

He to ugly to be talking like that.

194 days ago
22.

JiLL1    

That's very thoughtful.

194 days ago
23.

Clytemnestra    

Dear God, think what we missed before tweeting was invented! Tweets should have an automatic delay so people would have a chance to think about what they've said. And have a chance to delete crap like this!

194 days ago
24.

Truth is    

Cutting edge reporting. The comments are highlarious.....

194 days ago
25.

PT    

Some things are better kept to yourself.

194 days ago
26.

christy    

Seriously?? You need to tweet your bathroom needs to the world? Another idiot without class. Grow up!!

194 days ago
27.

lol    

Before Twitter, this would have just been a funny Facebook post that all of his friends would have "liked" and had a couple of laughs about, which they probably still did, and it wouldn't have gotten very far. Now, with Twitter and retweets even if he had his account set to private, it would still get around and people with no sense of humor would make an unnecessary fuss about it.

194 days ago
28.

Biff    

Refreshing to see that chivalry isn't dead.

194 days ago
29.

Livvie     

lol

194 days ago
30.

Snowman with a Turnip Nose    

So people really DO tweet their bowel movements now. I always thought that was just hyperbole when people complained about Twitter...

Who the hell follows a football player's tweets anyway? Nothing they do away from the field is of any relevance to anybody except their creditors, professional "baby mamas", the families of their murder victims and law enforcement officers, occasionally.

194 days ago
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