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Michael Lohan

Our Father, Who Art a Deadbeat

Ordered to Pay Up or Be Arrested

5/31/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0530-mike-dina-lohan-cross-tmz-01Dina Lohan's prayers have just been answered -- TMZ has learned, a judge just ordered Michael Lohan to fork over back child support to cover his son Cody's Catholic school education ... or a warrant will be issued for his arrest.

We're told Michael has until July to pay up. Dina claims he owes $20,000, legal docs say it's only $3,800 ... and Michael claims he's OVERpaid his ex. 

Now let us pray ...

Michael Lohan, who art a deadbeat (allegedly)
Shallow be thy fame
Don't look so glum
And don't try to run
Because if you don't pay your damn bills already, you'll end up in jail again.

Give your kids their monthly bread (money)
And they'll forgive your trespasses,
As you forgive Kate Major, who trespasses against you.
And lead yourself not into temptation,
but deliver yourself from evil.

Seriously, enough already.

Amen.

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Professionalaidsman    

Rape should not be illegal if the girl deserves it.

112 days ago
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Christina G.    

A parody of the Lord's Prayer, nice. How would you like a parody of the Holocaust?

112 days ago
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namers    

What is this "I overpaid" excuse (Eddie Cibrian)? Pay up!

112 days ago
4.

Stoked Rick And Jack's and Mom (all three are the same guy)    

I would totally bang the sh*t out of Dina Lohan......I think she kind of hot for a Cougar.......I don't think I would toss her salad but I would bang her good and hard. To be honest I would totally have a threesome with Dina and Lindsey and bang them hard.

112 days ago
5.

ASH    

LOCK HIM UP!
S*** OF SOCIETY.

112 days ago
6.

notalawyer    

prisons are overcrowded with his family...

112 days ago
7.

jackmama311    

dina will be back around again soon to "sniff" for more cash!!!

112 days ago
8.

shakedoggy    

i really look up 2 these peeple. they r splendid n gr8. butt that huge sunglasses on her face makes lindsay look much older than b4

112 days ago
9.

Dave    

How can "Shallow be thy fame" when all you do is "report" on him. When will TMZ concentrate on reporting on real celebrities and not these fake hacks? (eg; Lohan, Kardashians, Octomom, Real Housewives, etc.)

112 days ago
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TCYB    

Put the kid in a public school! Who does Dina (and Lindsay) think they are? I am tired of seeing them with expensive stuff when they can't afford it.

111 days ago
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Mumra the Ever Living    

Re-writing the Lord's Prayer? Really?
.
You people are as classless as the Lohan family.

111 days ago
12.

Toddy Walters    

Someone's so going to h3ll for that little prayer.

111 days ago
13.

Tony626    

The holocaust never happened. Ho Ho, religious insensitivity sure is fun!

111 days ago
14.

Crabby    

god should kill the entire family

111 days ago
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zombie    

He's a fvck wit but that old alcoholic w hore is truly a POS. That money will go direvtly to her pill, coke and booze addiction. Oh and when you are broke ass losers, try sending your kid to public school. White trash at it's finest this family is.

111 days ago
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