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The Many Faces Of

Sarah Jessica Parker

8/23/2014 10:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Sarah Jessica Parker displayed a panoply of emotions Friday.

SJP was hawking her new shoe collection at Nordstrom's in D.C. ... showing off her range of facial expressions.

Check out the gallery ... then go to our comments section with your fav.

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1.

H8Kardash    

They all look like the same.. Like a horse

32 days ago
2.

may28    

You know....I've never thought she was pretty...Family Guy said it best...`her face looks like a foot'

32 days ago
3.

Detroit_Allie    

She looks better as a blonde. Not good...but better.

32 days ago
4.

justice    

"In my mouth,,not in my hair"

32 days ago
5.

xMCREFx    

Aw man! Does that mean this is going to be one of those “whose got the better horse face joke" articles? For the sake of the article, I'll follow what you guys wanted and be original. #1 is good. It reminds me of when she was the hot one in Hocus Pocus. I've watched that movie a thousand times. I bet you nobody noticed the pack of dudes behind the kids with Jergens in their hands saying, “Damn! That bitch sounds fine!" Lol

32 days ago
6.

Grim reaper    

She is my most hated actress beside big mouth Julia both can't act.

32 days ago
7.

Naiad    

Add a 12-inch kielbasa to photo 1. It'll still be ugly but more interesting.

32 days ago
8.

Shelby    

Scary.

32 days ago
9.

not     

give it a lump of sugar and a carrot

32 days ago
10.

jill    

It's really sad how much you people judge someone you've never met. I met her in NYC and she was such a sweetheart her kids were with her and they were so well mannered

32 days ago
11.

Factual    

Salt lick

32 days ago
12.

NickyBeth    

I think it is GREAT she didn't cave to the pressure from people like all you buttafaces...if she had a bunch of plastic surgery she would be "so hot". I like her more as she was made. She is way too skinny, but that's sadly how the fashion and hollywood machine is. Personally, I find her quirks endearing. It creates a down-to-earth, humble image.

32 days ago
13.

sucka67    

Horsey are you sad? Why the long face?

32 days ago
14.

lokka89    

Its good she didn't go crazy on plastic yet her genes show her older than what she is.

32 days ago
15.

Mike L    

Mr Ed banged the WIcked Witch of the West and this is the result.

32 days ago
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