'Honey Boo Boo
' stars Mama June
and Sugar Bear
finally tied the knot in the redneck wedding of the century -- an event worthy of its own theme song. You're welcome June. Yee-haw!!!
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is on a show on TLC -- home of shows like "Say Yes to the Dress" and "I Found the Gown" -- but clearly she did not enlist the help of either of them to pick out the dress for her wedding today.
As TMZ first reported, Mama (aka June Shannon) and Sugar Bear (aka Mike Thompson) decided to tie the knot
today in Georgia.
Our sources had said that the people working the wedding were told to dress in either hot pink or camo clothing ... but we didn't think that extended to the participants as well!
Honey Boo Boo
's dad is in danger of getting his redneck card pulled -- 'cause TMZ has learned Sugar Bear
's health is forcing him to cut out ... FRIED FOOD!!!
Sugar Bear was released from the hospital on Thursday after checking in last week with severe chest pains. Doctors diagnosed him with pancreatitis.Mama June
tells us Sugar's “feeling pretty good, for the most part” -- and doctors say if he takes his meds he should be able to keep flare-ups under control.
But June says doctors also advised Sugar to lay off fried and spicy foods -- no small feat for anyone living in the deep south.
June says the family plans to eat the same stuff they'd normally eat -- which ain't exactly Lean Cuisine -- and Sugar will just have to sit out on fried chicken nights.
At least sketti ain't fried.
Honey Boo Boo's Uncle Poodle
is sending pics of his schlong to random men on the Internet and name-dropping HBB -- all in the name of getting laid -- this according to a man who is now shopping the dong shots to media outlets.
TMZ was offered the pics which show a naked man who appears to be Uncle Poodle ... in the shower. According to the seller -- a man who lives in Georgia -- Poodle sent them earlier this week on the gay social app Grindr.
Poodle -- real name Lee Thompson
-- is frequently featured on "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
" and is openly gay.
The man selling the pics claims Poodle dropped HBB's name almost immediately during a chat ... saying,"So you know who honey boo boo is? That's my niece."
The seller claims there was no hookup.
We called Poodle to see if he's planning to take legal action, but haven't heard back.
Honey Boo Boo
is already the most famous redneck, and now she's set up to be the richest when she hits 21 ... courtesy of a trust fund set up by Mama June
June tells TMZ ... the lion's share of earnings from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
" (a cool $15k - $20k
per episode) is being equally divided into funds for all 5 girls ... Alana "HBB" Thomson
(7), Lauryn (12), Jessica (15) and Anna (18) and baby Kaitlyn.
June says the little stars can't touch the cash until they turn 21 -- except in case of medical emergencies or using it for school -- saying, "I want my kids to look back and say, 'Mama played it smart. Not like those other reality TV people.'"
In fact, June tells us she never even sees the coin ... "TLC puts the money into the girls' trust accounts for me and then I get an email telling me how much everyone gets."
June added ... "You're never gonna see me drive a Range Rover or a Mercedes. I'll drive one if someone else pays for it. Never gonna live above my means."
As for their means ... Mama June says Sugarbear still rakes in cash from his contractor job, which is how they pay the bills.
The family's only major purchase since suddenly becoming famous is a Ford Expedition ... a 2005.
You can check out the whole fam Sunday night on TLC for the Honey Boo Boo HOLLaday Special.
Honey Boo Boo
won't be trading child beauty pageants for figure skating anytime soon -- not based on the giant face dives she took during a recent ice rink adventure.
TMZ obtained the first pics of Alana Thompson
struggling on her blades last week in Conyers, GA. Mama June and Sugar Bear were along for moral -- and sometimes physical -- support while HBB tried to make her way around the rink.
We're told reality show cameras were there to capture all the black and boo boos Alana suffered -- but she did eventually make it around the rink ... with some assistance.
Too much go-go juice.
Honey Boo Boo
and family recently transformed their home for the holidays ... and it's a full blown fire hazard of epic proportions.
Inflatable Santa, inflatable Frosty, inflatable Rudolph -- pretty much every Xmas character ever makes an appearance in their yard (sorry Jesus). The reality TV stars also strung up enough lights to ensure their redneck haven will finally be seen from space ... an Xmas miracle!
The house is SUCH a scene, it even had to be surrounded by caution tape ... you know, just to make sure no one thought they were actually at the North Pole instead.
"Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
" star "Crazy" Tony Lindsey
is so dang excited by the recent redneck porn boom ... he's ready to make a hillbilly skin flick of his own!
We broke the story ... sales of redneXXX films are surging
-- increasing 250% in the last two years -- thanks in part to the redneck reality TV craze and shows like "Honey Boo Boo."
"Crazy" Tony -- HUGE hillbilly porn fan -- tells us ... he's "honored" to have sparked the trend and is gunning to get in on the action -- by bumping uglies with another bumpkin in his very own porno!
His lone concession: he doesn't want any crazy porno names ... claiming "Everybody already knows me as 'Crazy' Tony, so why change it?”
No word on whether his gorilla costume
will make an appearance.