Dear The Situation -- in case you were wondering where you parked your car ... we found it ... heading northbound on the New Jersey Turnpike about 30 minutes ago.
Thankfully, we're told The Sitch's badass black Bentley wasn't towed -- it's just getting a quick tune-up in Manhattan. Keep on trucking.
Thanks to our pals at GOOM Radio for the pic.
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