Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes ... separated at birth? Not exactly, but they might have been confused for each other at a Hollywood nightclub. A woman is accusing Lindsay of assaulting her, but we'll explain why she could be fingering the wrong starlet.
Plus, Scarlett Johansson's image being used to promote a Spanish-speaking sex shop? It's a wild story ... that also got a little funny when Harvey flubs bigtime ... en Español! Also, will Khloe Kardashian stick by her man -- and did Kim K. and Kanye really stay hands-off for EIGHT years?!
(0:15) LiLo battery accusation -- something just doesn't add up. (6:42) Amanda Bynes denied at a bar just hours after being released from jail! (8:03) Bynes' mug shot sparks a crazy conspiracy theory from Charles. (10:30) The Scarlett Johannson story proves one thing ... Harvey is terrible at Spanish. (16:00) Alec Baldwin's crazy stalker. (19:10) Breaking news ... did Hitler's love child surface? (18:18) "16 and Pregnant" chick... pregnant again. (22:50) Levi Johnston -- deadbeat dad ... or victim of a Palin smear campaign. (24:20) Kim and Kanye swear they never hooked up until now ... not everyone's buying it. (33:10) John Travolta is not a material boy ... because he's so rich. (39:01) Lamar Odom dumped by the Mavs ... will Khloe be the next to let him go?