New England Patriots wide receiver Deion Branch got milk -- and he proved it last week at a dairy farm in Massachusetts ... filling a fat bucket with some freshly-squeezed moo juice.
The milking stunt was filmed at Jordan Dairy Farms in Rutland as part of a video campaign by Lactaid -- to show people lactose-free milk comes from real cows.
The cow's name is Ripley -- and Deion tells us his new lady friend "was bigger than the front seven on most NFL teams."
Unlike Tom, Deion didn't marry it.
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