Zola The Stripper I'm Cashing in ... On Hoeism!!

10/30/2015 3:41 PM PDT

Zola the Stripper: I'm Cashing in On 'Hoeism'

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Zola the stripper doesn't care if people think her outrageous story is a lie -- she's about to make bank off it either way.

The stripper, whose sensational adventures in "hoeism" became a viral sensation ... came on TMZ Live on Friday, and revealed she's been inundated with offers -- movies, magazines, books and even merchandise!

Check out the clip, Zola gave us a few hints on what kinda gear she's rolling out, and ... you're welcome, in advance, for the stocking stuffer ideas.