The guy who's trying to dump Neverland Ranch from his books just got dumped himself ... his wife is calling it quits.
Thomas Barrack got slapped with divorce docs. His wife, Rachelle, cites the usual irreconcilable differences for walking away from their two-year marriage. She's asking for physical custody of their kids -- ages 5 and 2 -- plus spousal support.
Here's the kicker -- they still need to hash out who gets what ... potentially Neverland Ranch itself, if it doesn't sell.
They could just split the rides and the zoo animals down the middle ... but something tells us that would get messy.