Baby Watch

29-year-old Aiken, his 50-year-old baby mama and their two-day-old baby left a North Carolina hospital yesterday. The duo plans to raise the child together. Imagine that parent teacher conference!

Clay Aiken's baby mama has popped!

Aiken's mother told local Raleigh, N.C. TV station that the "American Idol" runner-up was now the proud papa of a bouncing baby boy named Parker Foster Aiken.

Aiken's BFF, 50-year-old record producer Jaymes Foster, gave birth at 8:08 AM this morning in an "undisclosed location." TMZ was the first to tell you he had inseminated Foster.

Aiken's mother Faye said the dark-haired Parker weighed in at 6 lbs. 2 oz and was 19" long. She says her son is "smiling from ear-to-ear."

Mom, dad and baby all are doing fine, according to Faye.

Aiken and Foster, who met when Clay appeared on "A.I.," will raise their spawn together.

Send us a photo of your kid, assuming he/she is 3-months-old or younger. If your rug rat ends up in the TMZ gallery this Saturday, we'll send you $14. OK, not enough to buy a French chateau, but for at least one day that kid will be just as famous as Sean Preston or Jayden James ... and you can buy 14 burgers at McDonalds.

The ready-to-pop 38-year-old was snapped in Beverly Hills on Monday and is due any day now.

Knox and Viv Jolie-Pitt have already raised more money in their lifetimes than you -- or at least most of you -- ever will.

While out shopping in Malibu this weekend, the 38-year-old mom-to-be stepped out in shorts that look like they could belong to her baby daddy -- whoever that may be.

Minnie is due at the end of August.

Halle won't sell the pictures of baby Nahla to the tabloids. Instead she just showed off the adorable photos while shopping over the weekend in L.A.

We're hearing some paparazzi are pissed, because they wanted the first shot of the kid -- a shot that could have gone for millions. Good luck getting that now.

Now 18, the "Whale Rider" turned unwed mom and her 14-month-old daughter strolled through Auckland, New Zealand on Tuesday.

If only Jamie Lynn could win an Oscar for "Zoey 101."

The superloon stopped by a maternity hospital in Nigeria on Sunday.

Thankfully -- unlike assistants, maids or police officers -- Naomi has not been known to assault children.

Someone is going to part with megabucks for the first shots of Brangelina's twins, but if you want the snaps, you're also going to give up something else.

A source in the know tells TMZ that one of the conditions of getting the J-P twins' first pictures is that the winning mag is forbidden from using "Brangelina." Multiple sources tell us the couple hates the moniker -- but no one more than Angelina.

BTW -- the bidding is now at $16 million. Take that Levi Alves McConaughey.

On her honeymoon six weeks ago, Ash was barely showing -- now she's in full on maternal overload.

The lip-syncher's latest production drops in October.

No wonder Angie's giving birth every chance she gets.

We're hearing the whole thing was totally cloak and dagger. He checked into the hospital in Bend, Ore. under a fake name after going into labor early Monday morning and his room was sealed off, away from other expectant moms. The baby was delivered by C-section later that day.