Paparazzi Video

While in New York, the adorable father and son maneuvered through flashbulbs and stopped into the medical offices of Dr. Jane Aronson, a pediatrician and renowned adoption medicine specialist. Catching a glimpse of the Brangelina matrix, Dr. Aronson can be heard shooing the photogs by repeatedly saying,"Go away." It didn't work.

Earlier this year, Pax won the maternal lotto, when Angelina Jolie adopted him from a Viet Nam orphanage. Last month, Pax's last name was legally changed to Jolie-Pitt. Lucky bastard!

When a star is snapped on the same day wearing the same thing, chances are that media outlets (like TMZ) are less likely to purchase more than one photo. But when a gallivanting starlet wears one look during the day (like the Kritik outfit on the left) and then changes into another (ghetto housewife, right), the photos of both outfits will likely sell. Cha-ching!

So, if Britney's multiple looks are a calculated strategy to sell photos -- is she in on the deal?

Photogs snapped the Britster in Studio City after getting her nails did yesterday, walking to her car very slowly due to the massive paparazzi crush.

She may move like a grandma, but Nana never did this.

Dangerously tottering on a sidewalk outside of a costume party at Area nightclub this weekend, the full-of-hot-air oil heir decided to unload on the subject of racism -- while embracing a none-too-pleased door guy at the club.

Sporting a diamond encrusted Gummi Bear around his neck, the wobbly windbag went on and on with a rant that has to be seen to be disbelieved. Must see TMZ!!

Casually dressed and sporting dark sunglasses, Xtina and hubby Jordan Bratman had their driver drop them off at NY's Maternal Fetal Medicine Association -- a practice known for their expertise in high-risk pregnancies and state-of-the-art ultrasounds. Guess we know what this girl wants!

After leaving the doctor's office, the happy couple stopped for a bite at Capitale on the Lower East Side. You'd be hungry too if you were (possibly) eating for two!

A rep for Christina refused to comment. Inquiring minds want to know!

After dining at Ed's Coffee Shop in Beverly Hills, a patient Cox emerged to a wall of photogs, posed for a few pix, and then became increasingly frustrated after the paparazzi didn't let her shop in peace. Cox's voice could barely be heard telling the paps, "that's good ... there's nothing happening" over the heckling of the group. The unusually frumpy-looking "Friends" star then wandered into a baby boutique.

For someone who sends the paparazzi out to cover celebs in her FX show "Dirt," Cox definitely doesn't like it when the tables are turned!

A down-low Nicole, with a seeing-eye-friend in tow, made her covered way across the street to her black Mercedes SUV. Hey, who's that 82-pound blonde getting into that luxury vehicle?!?!

Intrigued by photog's uncanny ability to sniff out a star from a mile away, the comedian asked, "How do you guys know people are going to be places?" Um, that's what they do for a living.

TMZ caught the David at a Fifth Avenue book signing of his new autobiography, "Don't Hassel the Hoff," (yes, that's how he's spelling it), and he seemed happy to see us -- until we started asking about the custody battle with his estranged wife, Pamela Bach. Still, he was all smiles inside, especially when signing a Barbie box.

But when he left the store, Hasselhoff sent out a phalanx of security to run interference, and when our cameraman simply tried to get a shot of the "Baywatch" star walking to his car, a particularly zealous publicist tried to block our lensman's view -- with a clear water bottle. Then, a security guard clapped his hand over the camera's lens, shoving our shooter toward the street.

Madge, who was rocking a Barney-inspired sweatsuit, was caught leaving her St. John's Wood gym -- as a fire burned in the building three floors up. Sweat it!

Firemen on scene did a double-take when the Material Mom breezily walked out of the studio -- not even noticing the smoke coming from the building -- and hopped into her waiting Audi.

The "Ocean's 13" star tempted fate -- and the murderous ire of Yankees fans -- by standing in full view of cameras and the public, brazenly signing autographs outside the Ed Sullivan Theater, where he was about to tape an appearance on "The Late Show with David Letterman."

The Flav proved that that clock around his neck has been giving the man a wicked sense of time with a shocking display of percussive genius at Whitehouse in Hampton Bays, all for co-owner Vic Latino's birthday. After some very Hamptons-quality chillin', the rapmeister took to the skins and was caught by TMZ beating it like a madman -- and driving the crowd wild.

After Klum's crew ate and ran, Sofia Coppola strolled past our camera pushing her enormous six-month-old in a stroller. Paging Maury Povich! Man, that's a big baby!

Also spotted in NYC: a hurried Christina Aguilera, "30 Rock's" Jane Krakowski, curly Kenny G and a squeezable Kelly Osbourne.

After a week's work on their upcoming Dylan Thomas movie, "An Edge of Love," the "ladies" demanded to be left alone. Sienna offered the trailing paparazzi a deal; a few shots in return for some privacy, saying, "You never f**king get it cause you're all c**ts and make our lives hell ... we'll walk down the street, but we're not going to stand here and pose ... if you get a photo that's fine but then its a deal that you go!"

Following a shopping binge in West Hollywood, Nicole tried to purge the paparazzi while holding a McDonald's cup and a California Pizza Kitchen box. Make your own happy meal!

Here in the States, this is a video of five hot women in fluorescent mini dresses.