Mama Borat Unimpressed by Bad Borat-alike
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Note to paps: What's one way to make sure that Isla Fisher doesn't acknowledge you? Do that impression of that character that was so over, like, a year ago.
Sacha Baron Cohen's baby mama emerged from the Waverly Inn, and one pap decided to try to warm her up by doing an execrable impersonation of everyone's least favorite Kazakh character.
The results? Predictable. And yet you won't believe what the same guy did to get his shot. It isn't sexytime.
George Can't Commit to a Football Pick
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Playing the field doesn't just apply to women in the world of George Clooney. When a photog asked him who he liked in the NFL this weekend, George couldn't settle on just one team.
So many teams, so many choices.
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Gwyn's Hubby: Coldplay Hothead!
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After leaving the hospital with his wife Gwyneth Paltrow early Tuesday morning, Chris Martin got into a bizarre altercation with a paparazzo in the middle of the street. Respect!
Chris tackled the photog and screamed at him -- but then the pap got up and went after Chris!
Sidewalk Nostradamus
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Jerry O'Connell can see into the future! He predicted that video of his filthy car would end up on TMZ -- and he was right!
Another photo agency caught O'Connell and hottie wife Rebecca Romijn in West Hollywood, but Jerry thought the camera was TMZ's. Contrary to popular belief, we can't be everywhere at once -- and the photog was quick to correct him.
The couple then recognized the pap as one staked out at their wedding -- and while that would normally be an awkward situation, the duo actually hit him up for some photos!
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Katherine Heigl -- Ready to Patch Things Up?
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Katherine Heigl is desperate to quit smoking. And her fans, well at least one in particular, really, really want to help her out.
The "Knocked Up" knockout (seriously, how does she look that good after a six-hour flight?) arrived at JFK yesterday, and one generous fan did his best to help her kick the sticks.
Did she go for it? You'll just have to find out for yourself.
Behold! Newest Scientolodroid Debuts!
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David Letterman made television history yesterday when, for the very first time, he welcomed an android as a guest on his show. It did not jump on the chairs.
When the KH-9878 Scientolobot™ arrived, its Sociability Module had not yet been uploaded, and it entered the Ed Sullivan Theater without greeting the waiting press and gawking public. Note its remarkable Wintour-o-Bob Cranial Headgear!
As the KH-9878 was properly configured, it demonstrated remarkable human-like dexterity with an ordinary pen -- not to mention a fetching set of "gams."
Watch the world-premiere demonstration.
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Frankie Muniz: Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!
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It's always fun to dance like no one's watching -- too bad for Frankie Muniz, someone was.
Frankie couldn't contain his excitement after getting a kiss from fiancee Jamie Gandy -- and expressed it in this robotic dance!
Elaine -- You Don't Give a S**t About Me!
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She's kind of like Britney dealing with the paps in L.A., except she's 82, an Emmy winner, a one-woman-show phenom, and we really wouldn't want to piss her off.
82-year-old Elaine Stritch is as sprightly -- and salty -- as ever, shooing away all the photogs' attempts to help her out. She certainly commanded everyone's attention.
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Kanye -- Better Than He's Ever Been
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Kanye West just found out what caused his mother's death -- but he still managed to put on a smile for the cameras over the weekend in SoHo.
For Kanye, this isn't exactly a normal reaction to seeing a lensman on the street where he lives.
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Threat Level Elevated to DIVA
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After her bodyguard hassled a cameraman, super spoiled former model Kimora Lee Simmons and her two daughters bypassed regular security at LAX to get checked inside a private room. Do you know who my ex-husband is?!
While flying commercial may not be the fab life she married into, Kimora's not a terrorist -- just terrifying!
I'll Take a Britney Special ... To Go
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An agitated Britney Spears surfaced this afternoon -- when a worried looking Sam Lutfi dropped her off in the Jerry's Deli parking lot in Studio City -- and she then got into Adnan's car. What, no sandwich?
Looks like Brit will be back to her driving around town antics again this weekend ... or flying off somewhere ... or ... you know, it's Britney, bitches.
Howdy Mamm!
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Pregnancy is starting to look real good on Jessica Alba -- especially upstairs.
Cash Warren's usually dour baby mama looked spectacular yesterday at the Glamour Magazine V Day Luncheon, showing off her great rack ... and surprisingly, a rare smile.
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Lil' Brit and Lil' Adnan: Lil' Crazy!
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Well, that didn't take long! After driving aimlessly around Las Vegas, Beacher's Madhouse star Lil' Britney -- and her new pal, Lil' Adnan, showed up for the opening of club Penthouse in Las Vegas.
Who doesn't have a little fun in Sin City?
Idiot Omarosa Reveals "Celeb Apprentice" Winner?
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"Celebrity Apprentice" contestant and all around annoying execrablebrity Omarosa may have bitten the hand that feeds her big time. Did she just drop the name of the winner of "Celebrity Apprentice??" Shut yo' mouth!
The reality TV villainess was outside the Silver Spoon gifting suite with co-contestant Nely Galan when she dropped the revealing bomb.
She could be lying, but does anybody even care?
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Pissed "Sideways" Star Nearly Sideswipes Taxi
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Paul Giamatti can be a little cantankerous, but was especially so last night when he got into a little scrape with a NYC cab. Hey, taxi!
TMZ spotted Giamatti on Lafayette Street, where he'd just gotten into what the NYPD says was "a minor fender-bender." Thankfully, no one was hurt, and no one was arrested. Giamatti was, according to the NYPD, pulling into traffic when he and the cabbie nudged each other -- maybe he'd be a little happier if he got a new ride. Dude is an Oscar nominee -- what's with the 2000 Subaru?
Guess who was even less happy to see us than Paul?
Cybill -- The Airport is My Runway
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Sure, it's tough facing the paps after a long cross-country flight. But Cybill Shepherd had her answer -- the lime-green, silk kind.
Once the "Moonlighting" star spotted our cams, she wouldn't let a little flyaway hair or un-made-up face deter her.