Hayden -- Listen Bitches, Cause I'm 18!
Wise old Hayden Panettiere took a break from saving the whales to dish out some sage advice to a 17-year-old paparazzo.
Hayden said the teenage photog should get an education and "not be running around with cameras." Miss P. has been working since she was less than a year old.
Does Paris Have Her Own Pap Pal?
Now that having a paparazzo is the latest hot accessory for young starlets (okay, for one, and only one celebuwreck starlet), Paris Hilton just had to get one for herself. Maybe.
Paris showed up for David Letterman's show this afternoon and was very conspicuously followed by a guy with a camera who even helped touch up her hair. Even on the fly, Paris gets her hair did.
As for her return engagement with Dave, we're told that Letterman -- who made Hiltie "sad" the last time she was there by bringing up her slammer stint -- actually gave her flowers.
UPDATE: Mystery solved! That's Jason Moore, her manager, videotaping her. He's shooting a documentary about Paris.
Where's L.A., Mr. Mayer?
Before going through airport security for a flight out of LAX on Monday, a photographer asked John Mayer how he found L.A. -- His answer is even funnier than him dating Jessica Simpson.
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CaCee a Big Draw -- On the Sidewalk
Celebusistant turned reality star CaCee Cobb (formerly with Jessica Simpson) garnered all the paparazzi attention outside of Il Sole last night -- yah, slow evening. The photogs seemed clueless as to who her "Clueless" actor beau was.
"Scrubs" star Donald Faison clearly looks better scrubbed than scruffy.
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Jack's Wack Advice
Jack Nicholson has some new advice -- "Never give anybody your advice." Who can handle the truth?
Jack was injected into the Heath Ledger death coverage after his comments a few days ago.
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When Mary-Kate Got the News
In this video, Mary-Kate Olsen was hurrying out of an office in Beverly Hills -- right around the time she allegedly received a panicked phone call from Heath Ledger's masseuse on Tuesday.
Olsen hid behind a friend as she quickly made her way to her car.
Mourning in Brooklyn
Michelle Williams' friends and family were in Brooklyn yesterday to comfort her.
Her mother, Carla, arrived to Williams' Brooklyn residence early in the morning, joined later by Busy Philipps, Williams' co-star on "Dawson's Creek" and godmother of Michelle and Heath Ledger's daughter Matilda. "Felicity" star Keri Russell, a neighbor and friend, walked by the house, but didn't stop in.
Williams arrived with Matilda Wednesday evening after flying back from Sweden.
Britney on Accident: "Did Y'all F**kin' See That?"
Britney Spears and her paparazzoboytoy Adnan were in a minor fenderbender last night -- and Brit's reaction was priceless ... even for her.
Adnan was driving Brit's Mercedes when they reportedly collided with a guy on a motorcycle. Everyone looked fine afterward (or at least the same as before).
Oh, and if Adnan thinks he's Britney's boyfriend -- he needs to watch this video to see what Brit has to say about that.
Lowe Down after Chow Down
Rob Lowe was having a perfectly lovely afternoon, lunching with "Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills, when a video paparazzo began chatting them up. They hadn't yet heard about Heath Ledger.
As was everyone on hearing the terrible news -- the two were incredulous, then saddened and nearly wordless.
Adam Marooned in Hollywood with Parents
Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine is used to the spotlight, but his parents, not so much. Our cameras caught the singer having dinner at Katsuya in Hollywood with his pops and stepmom.
While his his dad was a little shy with the cameras, Adam's stepmom was more than happy to step into the spotlight.
Julia's Hubby Goes Ape on Pap
Danny Moder is hot ... and by hot we mean steamed, and by steamed we mean he's Julia Roberts' husband. Runaway groom!
The cameraman/husbcrank let loose yesterday -- by first hitting a photog's car with his surfboard, then with his fist. And just when the photog thought Danny was finished, he came back for more!
Katherine Gives Hugs Where None Are Needed
It was all going so well for Katherine Heigl. She was about to traipse through the airport enduring just the usual pap gantlet.
Then she gave a hug to -- yep -- that No. 1 Fan guy, and that just opened the floodgates. She'll have this to look forward to the next time she's in town.
Great White Way Ridiculous
Clay Aiken's Saturday night debut in Broadway's "Spamalot" was full of absurdity -- and not because of Monty Python's material.
As Aiken made his debut at Broadway's "Spamalot" on Saturday, TMZ was in the house and -- believe us -- the Shubert Theater was full of middle-aged housewives (who comprise the Claymates) elbowed and bitched their way through a crazy throng to get their Romeo's autograph.
If Kelly Ripa doesn't want him touching her, there are definitely plenty of 40-and-overs who do!
Dog Chapman -- Less Bark, No Bite
Duane "Dog" Chapman surfaced in NYC for the Roy Jones-Felix Trinidad fight, but he wasn't in the mood to mix it up with the fans outside.
Everyone wanted a little piece of the Dog as he entered Madison Square Garden, but he only had one reply. One fan even tried to provoke him with a little N-word jab, but Chapman wouldn't swing back. Ruff night!
Nicholson: You Can't Handle the Smoke!
Due to a new smoking ban in European restaurants, Jack Nicholson's cigarette break was thwarted by a swarm of German autograph seekers. Lass mich in ruhe! (Leave me alone!)
Despite the cancer stick craving, Jack signed for the entire group -- though he didn't look too happy about it, with one of his lackeys pushing a female seeker out of the way!
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Katherine Heigl Needs Another Coat
Katherine Heigl may have 27 dresses, but in New York, it all came down to two coats.
TMZ spotted Heigl at Tod's in New York, and she was trying to decide between a lush brown number and sleek white piece -- and a profusion of lovely ballet flats.
So which coat did she like better? She told us -- watch and see.