Ethan -- Nanny Makes Me Cranky
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Ethan Hawke is going to be a daddy for the third time -- but how he responds to your well-wishing depends on what day of the week it is.
We caught up with the baby-daddy-to-be on Friday, when he was (relatively) all smiles and even bantered with our reporter about fatherhood. But yesterday, flanked by his ladypal (and future baby mama) Ryan Shawhughes, Mr. Hawke was less than receptive to our congratulations.
At least he remembered that we'd done it before.
Heather vs. Paul -- Paps Used As Evidence
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Heather Mills is using a homemade video of the paparazzi as evidence in her divorce trial with Paul McCartney -- to show how she has been victimized since splitting with the former Beatle.
The video, posted on YouTube and Heather's own site, shows her being hounded by paparazzi, all the while the "Batman" theme is playing. At one point, Heather turns to the camera and says, "Someone could have been killed today."
We'll see if she has a legal leg to stand on.
Brit Pees, Paps Go Insane
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Wizz kid Britney Spears created yet another paparazzi frenzy last night at a Westwood, Calif. Starbucks -- where she stopped to use the bathroom.
Brit had her new daddy-approved security team in tow who seemed to have a hard time maintaining control of the extremely chaotic scene. Welcome to our world ...
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Kelso Punks Fez in Battle of the Birthdays
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Ashton Kutcher and Wilmer Valderrama both starred on "That '70s Show" and they both had their birthdays in NYC last night -- separately.
So let's see here: Ashton's party had Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow, Salma Hayek, Kate Hudson, Eric Dane, Liv Tyler, Ivanka Trump, blah, blah, blah and ... not Wilmer.
Wilmer had -- well, the party was sponsored by Don Julio tequila.
A Day in the Life of a Trainwreck
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On Wednesday, Amy Winehouse left rehab, visited her jailed husband, had lunch and then went back to rehab.
It's all in a day's weave.
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Is That Posh Actually Talking?
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No, it's not your imagination, nor is it an imposhtor. That is Victoria Beckham, speaking. Actual English words.
The usually silent Spicebot's audio unit was evidently upgraded as she made her way around Manhattan yesterday, operating in overdrive in response to our reporter's questions about pregnancy and Africa.
Was that the hint of a witty retort?
J.Lo Is HUUUUUGE!
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Despite rumors that she was in labor, a very, very, very pregnant and glowing Jennifer Lopez waddled -- wearing couture curtains -- into a NYC fashion show on Wednesday.
Luckily, her water didn't break -- or her stiletto heels!
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Trump's Remedy for Brit -- His TV Show!
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Everything about Britney Spears right now is on full red alert, but when Donald Trump looks at her, he just sees green.
We caught up with the freshly-blonded helmetacular Trump at Fashion Week tents in Bryant Park, and even though Britney seems like she's heading toward starmageddon, the Donald had only one thing to say about her.
Nic Cage's Son is a Beast
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TMZ obtained video of Nicolas Cage's 17-year-old son completely dominating his school wrestling match.
Weston Coppola Cage is Nic's goth son with former girlfriend Christina Fulton, who was filming the match with a paparazzi grade camera.
At least Weston takes out his rage in the ring ... and not on TMZ photogs!
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Katherine Heigl Robbed by Morons
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One of Katherine Heigl and hubby Josh Kelley's cars was broken into -- but the idiot burglar left some pretty pricey valuables behind.
The two returned to their Hollywood Hills home last night and found their SUV window smashed in, but to their amazement, Kelley's two guitars were sitting in the back seat -- the only thing the crooks took was a GPS device. We hope the thief sees this story -- STUPID!
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Anne Hathaway -- Grand Theft Auto??
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Last night's Super Bowl win made crazed NYC fans do plenty of wacky things, and Anne Hathaway was no exception.
The Brooklyn-born (and Jersey-bred) actress was a guest at the (where else?) Waverly Inn. When the Giants beat the Pats, she was so overcome with joy for Big Blue that she got into the wrong black Lincoln Town Car.
She did receive assistance from a highly unlikely source to help return her to the correct vehicle.
Charo Cuchi-Cuchis Through LAX
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"Surreal Life" star María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza Rasten, somewhat better known as Charo, was snapped at LAX on Thursday. Cuchi-cuchi!
The 66-year-old former "Love Boat" passenger revealed that she was on her way "to the moon." That seems appropriate.
Pap Attempts Poop Scoop from Hawke
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Ethan Hawke takes crap from nobody ... except his dog.
A paparazzo approached Uma's ex in NYC this morning as he was walked his dog, trying to get Ethan to talk about the former nanny he knocked up. Hawke wasn't having it and even blocked his face with a bag of dog poo!
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Thar He Blows! Von Ahole Explodes at the Ivy!
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TMZ caught that nutty Teutonic ninny, "Prince" Fritz von Anhalt, at his favorite watering hole again this afternoon, doing what he does best -- being a twitburger. Our photog asked him what he thought of Francesca Hilton's letter. First, he denied receiving it -- then he addressed her with, "If you don't want me to do what I'm doing -- kiss my ass!"
Ahole, 65ish, is the 9th husband of Zsa Zsa (who will be 91 next week), and is known for his curious appearances in West Hollywood, for claiming to be Anna Nicole's baby daddy, for being found naked in his Rolls, for his outrageous tirades against Paris Hilton, and for tormenting Zsa Zsa's only daughter, comedian Francesca Hilton.
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Spears Goes Nuclear on Sam
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Britney Spears went berserk on Sam Lutfi this morning -- swearing at him in front of paps, yelling for him to "Please f**king get out of the way!"
Brit and Sam argued over who would drive Spears' new car, after pulling over near Britney's Summit Circle home -- and she screamed at Lutfi with the British accent, scolding him like a child.
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Britney Takes Shot at Gays -- In Brit-ish
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In full-out British Brit mode Monday night, The Lady Spears asked a photog where his "f**k buddy" was and told him that "gay videos are in." Apparently, so is gay bashing.
That intervention can't come fast enough.