Shauna Sand: One Hot Mutha
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Even with over-processed hair, a cigarette, an energy drink cocktail, a bad ankle tat and her surgically-attached Lucite stripper heels, Shauna Sand, the tan-tastic 36-year-old mother of three, actually looked kind of hot.
Shauna -- and her surgically-attached girls -- hung out poolside at a Miami hotel over the weekend.
She's setting an example for young ladies everywhere.
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Laird & Gabby Stay Tanned & Toned
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Surf stud Laird Hamilton and his volleyball babe wife Gabrielle Reece are a perfect fit. Check out their matching abs!
You'd never guess it by looking at them, but Gabby had baby Brody Jo six months ago and Laird is 44.
Sorry, America, but not everyone's body goes downhill after marriage.
Rafael Nadal Plays 19 Holes
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Rafael Nadal knows how to celebrate a victory -- have a romp in the surf with his hot girlfriend Maria "Xisca" Perello, then play a lazy game of 18.
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J. Lo's Twins Go for a Swim
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Jennifer Lopez took her newly toned butt out for a swim in Italy yesterday.
Who needs a life preserver when you have your own floatation device?
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John Mayer: Boogie Board Wonderland
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Move over Matthew McConaughey, there's a new shirtless surfer on the scene -- John Mayer.
The tatted up singer hit the surf in Hawaii -- sans a certain female friend -- and showed off his adult contemporary muscles and stomach bush.
This is called giving back to your fans.
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Helen Hunt: Surf Chick
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Forget Oscar, Helen Hunt shreds the gnar!
She's no kook.
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Shauna Sand: Hotter than Molten Silicone
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All those long hours in the doctor's chair have really paid off for Shauna Sand.
The 36-year-old mother of three oiled up, stuffed her bronzed, gorgeous, re-engineered girls into a tiny orange bikini and gave Miami beachgoers a pole-free stripper-worthy peep show on Wednesday. In case of emergency, Shauna may be used as a flotation device.
Lorenzo may not want her in Florida, but if this is a preview of what we can expect -- FedEx those Lucite streetwalker heels to Dade County, stat!
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Good Luck Chuck -- With Your Baby Bump!
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Despite his box office bombs, Dane Cook is a bigger star than he thinks he is.
The un-airbrushed 36-year-old pregnant man "comedian" hit the surf in Hawaii on Wednesday.
This performance was a belly flop.
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Owen and Woody Asstastic!
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Watch those tan lines! A nekkid Woody Harrelson skinny dipped over the weekend, showing all his assets. Best bud Owen Wilson came along too for the bizarre journey. They really are close!
Owen opted to keep his boys in his shorts, while the two hung out at this sweet Miami pad. Hopefully Woody didn't run into any sting rays during his swim.
Incredible Hulk, Incredibly Bad Surfer
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Ed Norton approaches his oncoming wipeout with a sh** eating grin.
Courtney Love's ex has been trying to master the art of standing on a surfboard without flying off while vacationing in Hawaii.
He might have better luck bailing on the board all together and making like 70 year-old Jack.
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"Numb3rs" Star Rounds Up
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Just when you thought it was safe to go in the water -- out comes Greasy Bear "Numb3rs" hottie David Krumholtz.
Still sporting a strike beard -- on his chest -- David frolicked in the Hawaiian surf on Wednesday.
We can't all be like John Stamos.
The Life Aquatic with Owen Wilson
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The warm waters off California are a monstrous myth -- and this photo of Owen Wilson hittin' the freezing cold Pacific surf at sundown is no easy feat! It was 54° in Malibu yesterday, and the water was 53!
Owen braved the shriveling cold waters in Malibu -- with no hot model to warm him!
Wagner Gets Worked in Surf
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Jack Wagner was getting pounded yesterday in Hawaii -- and he loved every minute of it!
The former "Melrose Place" hunk was caught doing a little body surfing yesterday, and while this isn't something he appears to be all too familiar with -- or good at -- his goofy and medicated-looking grin never leaves him.
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"Bachelor" Hunk and Junk in Hawaii
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"Bachelor" star Lt. Andy Baldwin is honorably serving his country -- by taking a dip in these swell little Nike square cut trunks! Thank you!
The Navy hunk was in Hawaii for his early morning swim. Stroke! He'll be competing in an "Iron Man" competition this weekend. Andy ships off to Iraq in January.
It must be lonely on the boats with all those sailors.
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Pamela Anderson: Bikini Floss
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Pamela Anderson showed off her full figure and skimpy bikini in Malibu, wearing what appears to be leopard print dental floss.
Pam, 40, frolicked in the surf while alleged new boy toy Rick Salomon (of Paris Hilton sex tape fame) rode a boogie board. Pam now heads back to Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas to continue her shows with magician Hans Klok. Keep your Hans off your Klok.
Pam Anderson: SPF 40
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From the looks of Pam Anderson, the former "Baywatch" beauty had a very, very long weekend! No lifeguard on duty!
The 40-year-old mother of two partied on the beach on Sunday looking a tad weather-beaten. Swim at your own risk!
Erosion is a big problem in Malibu!