Hulk -- The Redneck Hugh Hefner
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If it weren't for Hulk Hogan's mullet, orange skin and matching bandana, you'd swear this was Hugh Hefner and his bottle blonde girls next door.
Hulk was snapped in Miami with his 20-year-old daughter Brooke, while holding his creepy Brooke-alike girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel -- or was it the other way around?!
Just like Hef's harem, they're one big happy family.
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Hulk in the Hole
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Legal papers have just been released in the Hulk/Linda Hogan divorce case, and poor Hulk is getting poorer by the month.
According to the documents, first obtained by the St. Petersburg Times, Hulk pulls in $56,708 a month. Problem is -- he's spending $104,451 a month, which means he's in the red each month by $47,443.
Don't feel too sorry for Hulk -- He puts his net worth at $32.4 mil.
As for Linda, she says she spends $7,258 on clothes, $7,502 in maid service, and, of course, $6,100 a month on vacations. Linda drops $2,464 on pool and lawn service (not including the pool boy) and $1,374 in pet expenses. She's currently pulling in $40,000 a month in support.
Linda Hogan -- Stretched and Pulled
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Linda Hogan attempted to stay in shape by having her poor personal trainer inappropriately manhandle her 49-year-old bones on the public streets of Santa Monica on Monday.
This is what it takes to look as good as Linda!
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Linda Hogan Gets Even Creepier
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That's Linda Hogan chillin' with her almost jailbait BF Charlie Hill in Venice Beach yesterday.
Linda was 29 when lil' Charlie was born.
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Linda Hogan: That Fur Was As Fake As Me
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Just like that burnt orange tan, Linda Hogan claims the fur she was buried in a few months back was fake. Hulk took a shot at his estranged wife/PETA supporter yesterday. Today, Linda seems to take a shot at Hulk in the video.
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Linda Hogan Fur-ocious!
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We got hold of this pic of Linda Hogan, who not only looks like a cougar, she apparently had several killed for her getup.
We don't know when it was taken, but she's covered in dead animals from head to God knows where.
Here's the irony. We're told Linda, who looks suspiciously like 87-year-old Carol Channing, is a PETA supporter, however, now we're thinkin' she meant pita supporter.
Maybe her 19-year-old boyfriend likes it furry.
UPDATE: And here's what PETA had to say about the cat-astrophe: "The cats made into this really bulky hat and coat were once vibrant and beautiful, but the skins from their slaughtered bodies make Linda Hogan look ten pounds heavier, out of touch, not a day under 70 and, need we add, stone cold-hearted."
Linda Hogan Supported By Jock
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Hulk Hogan will pay dearly for the whole "I do" thing.
A judge just ruled he has to pay Linda $40,000 a month in support, at least temporarily. The divorce judge added the insult to injury ... $40k TAX FREE (for Linda) for the next year, while they hammer out the final terms of their divorce.
A lot of their fortune was declared off limits, but Hulk can withdraw $400,000 to pay his/her lawyers.
She gets the Bellaire, Fla. home and Hulk has to foot the utility bills. Think of it ... he has to pay the pool man she'll probably end up banging.
Is Hogan Hiding His Stash?
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The legal battle between Linda and Hulk Hogan over a Las Vegas condo got interesting today when Linda's attorney accused Hulk of cleverly squirreling his money away ... far from the Graziano family.
Linda's attorney asked the Hulkster, "If you are so charitable as far as John Graziano is concerned, why did you form all these limited liability corporations after your son's accident?" Hulk said it's common practice. News to us.
For the less legally-inclined, people tend to put their assets into limited liability corporations to insulate themselves when they get sued ... like after your son nearly kills his best friend.
Brooke Hogan: Girl Got Beat!
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Brooke Hogan's makeup has never looked better! The un-incarcerated, married or divorced Hogan just changed her MySpace photo to this.
Looks like Brooke feels life behind bars with little brother Nick would be better than dealing with the shenanigans of her family on the outside. We might have to agree with her on this one.
Brooke Hogan: Busty or Busted?
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There is a very simple formula to figure out whether Brooke Hogan is looking good.
Brooke Hogan -- by herself -- in a bikini on the beaches of Miami is good.
Brooke, with her dad rubbing lotion on her backside, is bad.
This one falls under category A.
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Nick Learns to Make the Bed He's Laying In
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While a judge delayed his ruling in the battle over the release of Nick Hogan's jail audiotapes (round two), Linda's attorney gave us several interesting Nick nuggets.
Among the highlights: Nick has "adapted" to jail, he makes his own bed and when he gets released, Nick will go and live with his mom. Is that an upgrade?
Hulk to Freddie: What'cha Gonna Do?
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Freddie Prinze Jr. is free game for a verbal smackdown now that he works for the WWE -- which Hulk Hogan gladly gave him.
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The Hoegans "Greatful" for Their Sun
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The Hoegans celebreated jailbird Nick's birfday by bringing a hole bunch of things he couldn't injoy -- inclooding a bday cake that dint make it threw the Safeway bakery spellchecker.
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Hogan Parents Offer Kids Career Advice, Nail File
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Hulk and Linda had plenty to say outside jail after visiting Nick on his B-day. While Hulk joked about trying to bust his boy loose, mama Hogan wasn't as happy when we dropped a Playboy/Brooke bomb on her.
And get this: Hulk showed up to jail in a souped up, bright yellow Dodge. Bubba's clearly a rocket scientist.
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Jail to Nick Hogan: You're a Big Boy Now
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This is one time when happy and birthday don't go together.
Nick Bollea celebrated his 18th birthday today by being transferred into Pinellas County Jail's Central Division -- where he will reside in the direct supervision housing section which hold around 70 adults and one correctional officer. Hulk told us Nick was a "janitor."
We're told Hulk Hogan, Linda Hogan, Bubba the Love Sponge and bunch of Nick's friends sang "happy birthday" to him over a video monitor. After that, they were allowed to visit him two at a time. His sister Brooke was not there.
Brooke to Hulk: I'll Rub it in Myself Now
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Brooke Hogan has learned two things from daddy Hulk: How to properly oil all her body parts and how to turn her skin into a fine orange leather.