Khloe K: Don't Forget Me While I'm Gone!
Khloe Kardashian wasn't ready to go 30 days in the clink without one last desperate attempt for publicity. Too bad she was upstaged by a pair of rowdy, half naked guys at the tattoo parlor she hit up for attention.
She also let us know her last fancy meal before heading to jail this morning: Wendy's with her sister!
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Bruce Jenner: Khloe's Taking It Like a Man
Now that there's a reason to talk about Khloe Kardashian -- she's going to jail -- stepfather Bruce Jenner was happy to field a question about one of his step daughters that didn't have the words "sex" or "tape" in it.
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Khloe K Gets Clubbed Before Jail
Khloe Kardashian enjoyed one of her last nights of freedom at Goa and Villa last night -- come Friday, the only place she'll be spending her nights is a cold, L.A. County jail cell.
Talk about too little too late: Khloe, who got nabbed for a DUI in March of '07, finally hired a driver.
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Kim K: My Sis is Ready to Rumble in Jail
We just broke the news -- Khloe Kardashian, Kim's lil' sis, will surrender Friday to begin serving 30 days in the slammer for a probation violation after a DUI.
Kim K, who might have trouble getting her major asset in a 12x8 cell, is now speaking out, saying on her blog, "Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved."
And Kim says, "I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!"
A Kardashian Goes to the Pokey!
Guess who's going to jail Friday? Kim K's less famous sis.
Khloe Kardashian not only got a DUI that flew completely under the radar, but she violated her probation and she has been sentenced to 30 days in county jail.
Khloe K. got the DUI on March 4, 2007. She had a .13 blood alcohol level, well above the .08 limit. Khloe was placed on 36 months probation.
Earlier this month, she admitted she failed to comply with her Cal Trans requirements (i.e., picking up trash on the freeway, something we think she's familiar with) as well as her alcohol ed program. She was ordered to re-enroll in the alcohol program, the Cal Trans requirements were dropped, and the judge ordered her to serve 30 days in the slammer.
As we know, 30 days can turn into 30 minutes, because of overcrowding.
Brody Jenner: My Sister's Booty is Slammin'
Brody Jenner gets a lot of ass, so getting his take on the hottest butts in H-Wood seemed like a good idea -- until we brought up his stepsisters, Kim & Kourtney Kardashian.
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The Tush Pays for the Bush
Kim Kardashian is more than Reggie Bush's girlfriend -- she also doubles as his ATM!
Never leave home without her purse!
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Kim K Strips Off ... Her Makeup
Kim Kardashian is almost unrecognizable without all that junk -- on her face.
The Tush left the gym on Monday in all her natural, God-given glory.
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Fake Kim: I Ain't Her, But I Am a Woman!
Mizz Na'Tasha -- the woman accused of passing herself off as Kim Kardashian to make money -- wants to set the record straight: She books gigs as herself and she doesn't have man parts.
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Kimpostor a Real Drag
Apparently we're not the only ones who think the fake Kim Kardashian looks an Adam's Apple shy of impersonating a chick.
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Kim K to Fake: Butt Out Bimbo!
Kim Kardashian's granny panties are in a serious knot over the fake ass Kim that's pretending to be her.
A rep for KardASShian has submitted a cease and desist letter to Mario Robinson, the club promoter who Kim alleges is booking appearances in her name, then sending a Kimposter to pose as her. In the letter, Kim's rep indicates that civil action could be brought against the promoter -- and anyone involved in the seedy situation.
It's definitely time for a career change when you want to impersonate the biggest ass in Hollywood.
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Fake Ass Kim K: Not a Drag Queen, She's a Mizz
Meet the woman who is making money off impersonating a woman who became famous for being friends with a woman who became famous for making a sex tape. Got that? Ladies and gents, meet Mizz Na'Tasha.
TMZ tracked down the Kimpostor -- who a Houston club promoted as Kim -- and found out she is 20 years old, of Egyptian, Persian and Chinese descent, with measurements of 36-26-42. Badonkadonk! Na'Tasha -- who obviously gets work based on her resemblance to Kim's ass -- tells TMZ she was booked to appear as herself and didn't know the club was promoting her as Kardashian. Riiiiight.
It's probably safe to say Nat charges much less for her services than Kim.
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Fake Ass Kim K Cashes In
A woman (or drag queen?) claiming to be Kim Kardashian got paid to show up at a club in Houston -- then sat in a corner, and did nothing. Sounds like a solid impersonation to us.
Word of the impostor got to the "real" Kim K., who blogged about it on her website. She's lookin' to sue.
UPDATE: Here's what we hear: the promoter that allegedly promised to deliver Kim K. tells TMZ he signed Kim to the deal, only Kim claims to know nothing about it. For their part, the club tells us they cut ties with the promoter weeks before the gig because he promised to deliver Mary J. Blige but didn't. As for the Kim-alike, no word on who she is or where she is sulking right now.
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Kim K: $25,000 a Night For That?
Kim Kardashian charges at least $25,000 for public appearances -- but when all you get is her taking pictures of herself, the Macarena, and a guest list starting and ending with Michael Lohan, is it really worth it?
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Hurricane Kim Blows Through N'awlins
Don't you just love The Big Easy? Well, she went to New Orleans!
On last night's season finale, Kim Kardashian and those other meddling kids from "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" toured the devastation left by Hurricane Katrina in 2005. Kim compared the size of the FEMA trailers to the size of her bedroom.
Aw that Kim -- she's got a heart as big as her ...
Khloe K's Deflower Power
A lot of stars lie and say they'll stay celibate until marriage -- but Khloe Kardashian makes it clear she didn't wait.