TMZ Live

TMZ Live is thrown into utter chaos over Lindsay Lohan, cupcakes and the In-N-Out mystery. Did Lindsay lie about buying the desserts? Did she have someone sneak burgers into the morgue? How can a place with a bunch of dead people have this much excitement?

Plus, Harvey and Brian's harsh words over Dina's plan to sell Lindsay out in her memoirs.

The case against Dr. Conrad Murray is impressive -- but Harvey and Jason aren't convinced it's iron clad ... because prosecutors missed one crucial point.

Plus, was Lindsay Lohan hiding something under that hideous makeup in court yesterday? Dr. Rey thinks he knows what it is ... and what it isn't.

We've been right about this case all along, so ya gotta listen to Harvey and Jason who say Lindsay Lohan WILL go to jail ... and they have strong feelings about Lindsay's future -- and it ain't pretty.

And if you think their views are strong ... wait'll you hear the callers.

Harvey and Brian have strong opinions about Demi Moore and Shia LaBeouf -- why both may be self-destructing for very different reasons. The callers almost uniformly agree -- Demi and Shia both desperately need help.

And for very different reasons .... someone needs to do an intervention with Soulja Boy.

It's a TMZ Live filled with desperate celebs.

Not all Nazi insults are created equal -- case in point, why Susan Sarandon's Nazi-Pope comment was magnitudes worse than Hank Williams' Hitler-Obama analogy.

Plus, Robert Downy Jr. has a point ... it's time to forgive Mel Gibson. Just look at Michael Vick. Also, if you believe Jose Baez's explanation for his dinner date with Barbara Walters last night, we've got some beachfront property in Phoenix to sell you.

Multiple theories for why Dr. Conrad Murray agreed to spill his guts to police -- among them ... Murray thought he could outsmart the cops ... and his giant ego got the better of him.

Plus, Lindsay Lohan booted from her community service program -- what's it gonna take for her to learn her lesson? Mike has a plan. Also, TMZ has evidence ... the celebrity hacker may not have acted alone.

Dr. Conrad Murray screwed himself over by spewing several key facts during his sit down with cops two days after MJ's death. Harvey's read the entire interview and breaks down the doc's mistakes that served up the case.

Plus, five-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Jimmie Johnson calls in to talk about this year's stiff competition, video games ... and tries his best to make Harvey like racing.

Also, should pregnant brides postpone the wedding, speed it up, or just do it with the bump? Harvey and Charles apply their (painfully) limited pregnancy knowledge.

Lil Wayne's "sizzurp" habit is a lot scarier than maybe even he knows -- according to Dr. Drew Pinsky ... who joined us to break down Weezy's videotape confession, and the prescription meds epidemic in Hollywood.

Plus, Dr. Conrad Murray's defense took a HUGE hit today when MJ's autopsy doc said it's highly unlikely Michael self-administered the fatal dose of Propofol -- but Jason explains how the prosecution took a few hits of its own.

Also, Kris Humphries avoided disaster when he lost and FOUND his wedding band -- but is it really that big of a deal? The fellas share some ring-related horror stories.

Breaking Michael Jackson news -- his siblings and his children are very normal ... at least according to the TMZ staffer who chilled BACKSTAGE at the MJ tribute concert. We've got a full debrief ... including which celeb dared to mention Conrad Murray.

Plus, the controversial CNN.com posting of an execution in Afghanistan gets everyone fired up -- is it gratuitous violence ... or just good journalism?

Also, Al Sharpton rips Herman Cain for claiming racism isn't holding minorities back anymore -- and after Al Davis' death ... will Raider Nation ever forgive Al Michaels?

Harvey and Jason CANNOT figure out why Dr. Conrad Murray's attorneys let him spill his guts to the LAPD while under criminal investigation for MJ's death. We breakdown details of Murray's recorded interview with cops.

Plus, how the mystery fart on "Dancing with the Stars" has actually turned Nancy Grace into a lovable character. Also, "The Simpsons" is under threat of being canceled over budget cuts -- and some people think it's time to wrap it up.

Don't start calling Steve Jobs the most influential American inventor off all-time quite yet -- one expert calls in to state his case for Samuel Morse ... and explain why Jobs instead fits in the same category as Henry Ford and Thomas Edison.

Plus, Dr. Murray's defense team FINALLY pokes holes in the prosecution's case when an investigator admits she made mistakes -- and our lawyer Jason explains how ONE bad witness can throw a whole case.

Also, Kevin Smith calls in to explain why Comcast's new experiment -- charging $60 to watch an in-theater movie from the comfort of your home -- is like "using a whole fist."

Michael Jacksons' trademark high-pitched voice was all AN ACT ... at least that's what Harvey believes after listening to shocking new audio of the drugged up singer, which was recorded on Dr. Murray's iPhone.

Also, David Cassidy explains why it's taken him 37 years to sue over Partridge Family royalties ... plus MTV's Johnny Bananas has beef with a cartoon monkey ... and they both call in to explain their wild lawsuits. Plus, money can't buy happiness -- but it CAN buy Kim Kardashian another ridiculously expensive car.

Rachel Uchitel's brand new hubby Matt Hahn joins us and reveals he's NEVER asked her about the Tiger Woods scandal, explains how he proposed to her ... and why they had a quickie Vegas wedding.

Plus, two more guests -- Mark McGrath AND Paul Anka -- tackle the most important question of the day ... which six American rock star faces belong on U.S. currency?

And, breaking wind news on the "Dancing with the Stars" farting scandal -- Nancy Grace reacts.

No doubt ... Tupac Shakur's sex tape would be a hot seller -- but hold on ... there's a few major obstacles before it goes public. Celeb sex tape expert, Kevin Blatt, joins us and reveals this new detail -- Tupac might have taped a sequel!

Plus, did Amanda Knox steal headlines just because she's hot? IS she hot? A huge debate breaks out. Also ... Harvey plays game show host, and stumps Charles and the whole newsroom. See if you fare any better.

SHOCKING testimony in Dr. Conrad Murray's trial today -- a paramedic claims he could've saved Michael Jackson's life if Conrad would've called 911 immediately ... and Harvey says it had "huge implications" in the case.

Plus, the dumbest lawsuit ever is filed against the producers of "The Black Swan" ... aka that movie where Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis' makeout. And, we play "Who's the Douche?" in the Kelsey and Camille Grammer's custody battle.

Guess who lost?

Everyone agrees Alberto Alvarez's testimony spells bad news for Dr. Conrad Murray -- especially Alberto's claim that he was asked to hide vital evidence related to Michael Jackson's death .. but Jason explains how the defense will strike back.

And, how could Dr. Murray -- a cardiologist -- be SO CLUELESS about the proper way to perform CPR? Plus, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore spent their 6th anniversary apart -- but not everyone is buying there's actually trouble in paradise.