TMZ TV

Ben Affleck spent years crapping out bombs while his buddy Matt Damon was killing it at the box office -- but now it looks like it's Ben's turn to feast ... in Hollywood, or his car. Whatever.

Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman's separation, on Columbus Day, revealed something unexpected -- Harvey needs a Christopher Columbus refresher. Dude ... 1492, ocean blue? Nothing?

Hulk Hogan's sex tape has been leaked, and we have the exclusive steamy video ... of a highly produced reenactment. Hey, playing the real deal would get us sued. Roll it!

We tried squeezing Michael Jackson's secret french toast recipe out of his ex-cook Kai Chase -- and ended up with some even awesomer dishes ... from dead celebs. Hungry?

Chris Brown and Rihanna got real -- like REAL real -- by getting cuddly at Jay-Z's concert! Then Chris got REAL by dumping his GF!! Too REAL, right?

Christina Aguilera's massive boobs and Hillary Clinton's steely gaze proved once and for all that NO ONE -- male or female -- can ignore boobs on a platter! Well played, Madam Secretary.

Justin Bieber says he puked on stage because of spaghetti and milk -- but we've uncovered a more plausible (and hysterical) explanation, and yes ... it is sickening.

Imagine our luck, running into "Princess Bride" star Carey Elwes ... who finally helped us solve the mystery -- who is Harvey's ultimate doppelganger?

Sheryl Crow is selling her massive Hollywood Hills estate -- complete with THREE houses! Actually, FOUR ... 'cause you gotta count the sweet tee pee. Peace pipe, anyone?

The 'Honey Boo Boo' clan may seem unsophisticated -- but after their financial coup ... they've actually got Harv rethinking the whole redneck thing. Anyone smell a Season 2 storyline?

Lord Robert Walters claims he's the descendant of a super-famous British king with a penchant for beheading his wives .... so, WHO WANTS A DATE???

Great news ... "Game of Thrones" finally started filming new episodes! So, fans ... get excited, plan a party, and ... take a long, long, long nap -- 'til next year when this footage airs. Seriously?

Chris Brown and Nicole Scherzinger pulled the trickiest of tricky moves by getting just a little too close up in the club -- which means they're totally doing it! Whatever "it" is.

Eccentric billionaire Richard Branson wants to start colonizing Mars, ASAP -- which means there's a fortune to be made in Martian real estate ... if this pipe dream ever gets out of Earth orbit.

"American Idol" judge Randy Jackson wants to know if TMZ won an Emmy this year -- so, we figured the best way to answer that question is to roll our best-of reel. Or worst-of. Something like that.

Kim Kardashian can make almost any gown, any pair of jeans ... any swimsuit look like a million bucks! Almost.