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Something smells rotten with Kim Kardashian's claim that she didn't profit from her wedding ... and this morning, the TMZ newsroom sniffed out the BS.

We previously reported, Kim and her mom are adamant they didn't make a single cent from Kim's wedding spectacle ... despite the fact the whole fam got paid for the TV special, wedding pictures and more.

"Rum Diary" star Amber Heard and a TMZ staffer are a match made in ... well, mind-blowing sexual preference heaven. Really. This hook-up would require way more than a miracle.

Wanna know who's the fittest U.S. President of all time -- Obama, Hoover, Roosevelt (Teddy, of course)? We asked the experts, ignored them ... and came up with our own list.

The explanation for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' divorce bares a strong resemblance to Harvey's Halloween costume -- because some people are calling ... RADISHES! It's a whole thing.

Amanda Knox's Halloween costume proved two things: one, she's got a great sense of humor when it comes to crime -- and two ... she's not so bright.

And on a strangely semi-related note ... what if vampires got herpes?

Michael Strahan wouldn't touch the topic of women calling NFL games, but Harvey quickly offered up his take -- and it all comes down to ... well endowed weather girls?!! Here we go.

Victoria's Secret seductress Gisele Bundchen looked ridiculously sexy frolicking on the beach -- just try to ignore the toddler tagging along with her. Nanny ... please!!

The honeymoon is over (maybe) for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries -- because we have video of the (potentially) unhappy couple (possibly) fighting. Which definitely proves ... something! Or nothing.

Michael Lohan's ridiculous arrest -- after jumping off a four-story balcony -- actually makes us feel sorry for Lindsay ... and also explains why she can't stay out of court.

Sean Lennon decided to fight the man by performing at Occupy Wall Street -- one problem ... the protest song was a Madonna tune. Oh, not-so-sweet irony!

Chaz Bono shouldn't be bummed about being voted off "Dancing with the Stars" -- because he's got a bright future ahead of him ... in what? We have several (not necessarily good) ideas.

Basketball legend Lisa Leslie doesn't pussyfoot around -- because she totally called out a certain TMZ employee for claiming 40% of the women in the WNBA are lesbians.

'True Blood' star Joe Manganiello tries pumping up his male stripper movie ... when this tidbit comes out -- one of our own (cough, Irish) staffers knows how to take it off for the camera!

After months of rumors and speculation -- TMZ is proud to announce ... Jessica Simpson is absolutely, positively, 100% pregnant! Maybe.

Pabst Blue Ribbon heir Evan Metropoulos is a whole lot of man with a whole lot of money -- and he has the super hot, bikini clad GF to back it up. PBR ... a chick magnet -- who knew??

The U.S. got the shaft when it comes to "Dancing with the Stars" ... because on the Argentinian version of the show, the contestants get completely naked ... and dry hump each other ... fo' realz.