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Beyonce's former Destiny's Child members might not have her fame and fortune -- but at least B let's 'em change Blue Ivy's diapers. Wow ... worst consolation prize ever!

Ex-porn star busted for DUI, teen mom in handcuffs, and a tatted up NBA bad boy -- we've got 'em all in TMZ's mug-shot-a-palooza!! Sale prices only available until celeb's next arrest, so ... HURRY DOWN!

Chris Jericho can kiss the beauty of Brazil goodbye -- no more bikinis, beaches ... bikinis. All things the WWE star shoulda thought about before treating the Brazilian flag like a used tissue.

The Miss Reef Contest is the most prestigious pageant in the world ... of superfine rear ends -- and one contestant hit Hollywood with her best side forward. Or is that backward?

The TMZ Hollywood Tour -- the only way to see huge celebrities ... and a well-dressed speed metal fan working up the nerve to ask his gf to marry him. Yeah, that really happened ...

It's been 6 years since Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian famously snubbed ex-BFF Tara Reid outside a club -- but this time it was someone else's turn to feel the sting of a super bitchy diss.

Rapper 2 Chainz's arrest ignited a war at TMZ-- over whether his brass knuckle "jewelry" should be considered a weapon. Let's hope no one brought props to settle this debate.

Lindsay Lohan came out swinging to officially enter the Bounciest Boobs in Hollywood tournament -- and immediately faced the champ ... Kate Upton! Sports rule.

"Dog the Bounty Hunter" is dead (the show, not the man) -- so it's time to pay tribute to the most feared man mullet in fake reality TV crime fighting.

Timothy Busfield allegedly groped his date during a movie make-out session -- which raises this query ... when is it ok to round 1st and slide into 2nd base? Turns out ... it's complicated, dude.

Miley Cyrus has officially transitioned from cute-as-a-button child star to smoking hot actress -- and yes ... we triple confirmed she's 19 before producing this story.

We already knew Pamela Anderson was a fun date -- but her steakhouse lap dancing session makes her the best dinner date ever ... just ignore the fact her kids were there.

Which star from "The Hangover 2" -- not named Bradley Cooper -- would you want to sit next to in business class? Gotta be that scene-stealing monkey ... unless you're name is Harvey.

Self-proclaimed "urban model" Elke the Stallion is known for one thing -- her ginormous butt -- which cast its spell over the TMZ newsroom ... shocking, scaring and inspiring us all at the same time.

It's the greatest spin-off show never conceived ... "The Real Housewives of Mexico City" -- and if we can get some people to drop their ridiculously stereotyped fears, it just might get on the air! (not really)

Stevie Wonder has one simple request for his 62nd birthday -- to be a TMZ camera guy -- and after weighing the pros and cons ... we're this close to granting his wish!