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Lupita Nyong’o looked so tres bien wearing a bikini in the South of France ... someone in the TMZ newsroom compared her to a food. Offensive! Not because of the metaphor -- but because that's not Lupita at all in the bikini.

Oops! Someone better start 'splainin' ...

Robin Thicke and GF April Love Geary’s dog needed to visit the vet after the little guy somehow got into someone's marijuana stash. Hmm, wonder how that happened?

In any event, Bincy's totally mellow now and doing fine ... if he could just kick those munchies!

Gigi Hadid spent a day hanging out with Joe Jonas ... which had people wondering if they're boning now! She’s denying they’re anything more than friends -- but there's a few cute puppies that might say otherwise.

That is, if dogs could talk -- and wouldn't that be awesome?? Anyway, since the pooches ain't talking ... we'll ask the TMZ Hollywood tour guide who kinda spotted 'em out.

Amanda Knox belted out the Cranberries song “Zombie” at a NYC karaoke bar, and even though she sounded pretty good ... maybe not the greatest song choice?

There's gotta be a few songs that don't muster up images of a horrifying corpse -- which Amanda is definitely NOT guilty of stabbing to death!

The Game surprised kids at a McDonalds in Ferguson, Missouri by showing up, and buying 100 happy meals for the crowd -- but instead of bailing after picking up the tab ... he also picked up a shift.

Dude, worked the hell out of that deep fryer!

"Shark Tank" star Daymond John was just named Presidential Ambassador for Global Entrepreneurship -- a big fancy title that basically means ... he gets to score some face time with the prez.

And that means we might finally find out if there's a secret toilet in the Oval Office toilet! Here comes the straight poop.

Prince Harry struck some emotional gold during his visit to New Zealand ... where he ran into a former teacher who holds a special place in his heart.

After his reaction to the unexpected reunion ... Harry could be the coolest Brit on Earth -- if that damn Clive Owen would just give him a chance.

"Whiplash" star Miles Teller must be gunning for a role in Superman ... or Aquaman 'cause he and his gf totally saved a pregnant woman from trouble on Miami Beach. Super heroic right?

Well, yes -- however, it's not totally clear who was saving whom. All we're saying is ... don't sleep on the prego chick!

Mickey Mouse's famous dog was off the chain -- and not in a cool nightclub kinda way. A family claims Pluto injured their 8-year-old little boy by hugging him til it hurt.

Now Disneyland's scrambling, and the family consulting ... with lawyers. So much for that happiest place stuff.

As if Amber Rose appearing on “Larry King Now” isn’t weird enough -- Amber also tested Larry on street slang like fleek and turnt.

And she has to wish she'd never brought up twerking to 81-year-old Larry ... 'cause we do.

Tyga’s coming clean about his relationship with Kylie Jenner ... explaining why he doesn’t care what the law says about it -- because she's not your average 17-year-old.

Still, the law would have something to say about it -- IF anyone complained, but that ain't happening. Right, Kris Jenner?

President Obama’s personal trainer spilled some workout secrets about POTUS ... including Barack's personal workout mantra -- rage against death!

And Cornell McClellan even answered the question on everybody’s mind -- is Obama still hiding a 6-pack under those presidential suits?

Kendall Jenner bolted out of the Met Gala with Michael B. Jordan in VERY close proximity -- as in, close enough to possibly be hooking up!

The "Friday Night Lights" and "Creed" star has all the necessary qualifications -- as in, he's black and famous -- so we'd say odds are good something's going on.

Tyson Beckford's Chippendales debut was a real banger for Sheryl Underwood from “The Talk.”

She got an up close and semi-private viewing of Tyson's junk during the show -- prompting some odd comments in our newsroom about ... proper reactions to a wiener in your face.

Ciara isn’t gonna let the fact her boyfriend Russell Wilson is an NFL star, who is also extremely religious ... stop her from giving out smoking hot lap dances to strangers.

But let's be real -- this kinda talent should MUST be shared! It's only fair. Sorry, Russ.

Ludacris hosted a pool party at the Hard Rock in Vegas where an all out brawl broke out. Fists, furniture, bottles ... everything was flying!

Absolute mayhem, and at least twice as entertaining as the Pacquiao-Mayweather fight.