Born – October 3, 1962
Athens, Greece

Drummer, reality star, possessor of giant dong.

Formed Mötley Crüe with Nikki Sixx, showed that world that two umlauts is better than one.

Produced a string of hits including "Girls, Girls, Girls," "Dr. Feelgood" and other songs that are still enjoyed by burn-outs and karaoke fans all over the world.

Attended the University of Nebraska in the fall of 2004 while filming a reality television show called "Tommy Lee Goes to College." The show was cancelled, but he went on to earn his doctorate in quantum mechanics. No of course he didn't, that's just ridiculous.

Married Pamela Anderson after only knowing her for four days, learned that you probably shouldn't marry someone if you've only known them for four days.

Appeared in a stolen sex tape with Pam … in which he used his massive wiener to OPERATE A BOAT!!!

Fun Fact: Had a swastika tattoo on his arm (since removed), but it's okay because the swastika was totally facing backwards … which means he actually LOVES Jews, maybe?

Motley Crue's Vince Neil and Nikki Sixx Trash Reelz Show & Threaten Lawsuit

Motley Crue Movie Crew Member Electrocuted On Set

'Celeb Apprentice' Crew Broke Up Boy George, Vince Neil Fight ... Says Chael Sonnen (VIDEO)

Vince Neil -- 'Uninvited' to Donald Trump's Inauguration (VIDEO)

Vince Neil -- No Jail In Vegas Hair Pull Case (VIDEO)

Vince Neil -- Sued for Assaulting Woman on the Vegas Strip

Vince Neil -- Charged with Brutalizing Autograph Hound

Vince Neil -- Security Footage Confirms Hair Pull ... Woman Claims Neck & Back Injuries

Vince Neil -- I Didn't Drag Woman to the Ground ... Cops Reviewed Casino Video

Vince Neil -- Fights Nic Cage After Allegedly Attacking Woman (VIDEO)

Motley Crue's Vince Neil -- I'm With Ahnald! First to Join New 'Celebrity Apprentice'

Hollywood Vampires Draws HUGE Rock Star Crowd (VIDEO)