Born – October 3, 1962
Athens, Greece

Drummer, reality star, possessor of giant dong.

Formed Mötley Crüe with Nikki Sixx, showed that world that two umlauts is better than one.

Produced a string of hits including "Girls, Girls, Girls," "Dr. Feelgood" and other songs that are still enjoyed by burn-outs and karaoke fans all over the world.

Attended the University of Nebraska in the fall of 2004 while filming a reality television show called "Tommy Lee Goes to College." The show was cancelled, but he went on to earn his doctorate in quantum mechanics. No of course he didn't, that's just ridiculous.

Married Pamela Anderson after only knowing her for four days, learned that you probably shouldn't marry someone if you've only known them for four days.

Appeared in a stolen sex tape with Pam … in which he used his massive wiener to OPERATE A BOAT!!!

Fun Fact: Had a swastika tattoo on his arm (since removed), but it's okay because the swastika was totally facing backwards … which means he actually LOVES Jews, maybe?

Weston Cage Pleads No Contest in Wild DUI Chase

Nic Cage's son, Weston, Charged with DUI in Wild Chase (PHOTOS)

Weston Cage Busted for DUI After Wild Chase (PHOTOS)

Weston Cage -- Ex-Wife Sues Manager ... He Hated My Bouncing Boobs

Nic Cage's Ex-GF Christina Fulton -- Yeah, I Stiffed My Landlord ... The House Was Crawling With Mold

Nicolas Cage's Son & Baby Mama Slapped with Eviction Notice ... Pay Up & Get Out!

Nicolas Cage -- SEX PHOTOS STOLEN

Tommy Lee EXPLODES On Nic Cage's Son

Weston Cage & Nikki Williams -- DIVORCE FINAL ... She Keeps Her Wedding Ring

Nicolas Cage -- The Dysfunctional Family Photo

Nic Cage's Son -- My Dad Once Bought a Saber-toothed Tiger Skull!!

Nic Cage's Son Files for Divorce

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