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This Week's Biggest Losers

11/11/06

11/10/2006 5:04 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

For Hollywood Republicans like James Woods, Patricia Heaton and Kelsey Grammer, this week was about as much fun as a root canal. Right up there with the kick-in-the-teeth experiences of these woeful celebs.
kevin federlineK-Fed: "BLANK the media, BLANK the haters" bellowed Kevin Federline this week in Chicago, partying with back-up dancers and a bottle of tequila after another non-sold out tour date. He might soon be upping the BLANK ante if Britney goes ahead with plans to give away Baby Photos #2 to a magazine like Vanity Fair rather than share the media moola with the rapper. In the annals of Blonde-Bombshell-or-Bust, K-Fed is already running rings around Nick Lachey and Tommy Lee. He may soon even topple all-time champ Paul Snider, Playboy Playmate Dorothy Stratten's deranged ex. As Britney continues to defecate in K-Fed's direction (as in the dictionary definition "to become clear of dregs, impurities"), we have a new name brand suggestion. K-Fed, say hello to the backwards-spelled moniker Def-K, as in defecate and three strikes you're out, bro!

daniel baldwin

Danny Baldwin: Brother #1 will preach the merits of religion; Brother #2 will crow about the soothing effects of being married to a blonde hottie; and Brother #3 will disagree with Brother #2. But in our opinion, the PR herder of Black Sheep Baldwin needs to insist that this week's SUV fracas was all part of the unfortunate holdover effects of his client's dedicated, Method acting approach to his upcoming bad guy role on Season Six of The Sopranos. The biggest irony is that Baldwin was caught by police thanks to the GPS locating abilities of the GMC Yukon's On Star system, which is as close to the star system as DB will ever get.

Simon Cowell: He says he wants to sign Kate Moss to a recording contract; he was booed off the stage at a wedding because of some tasteless best man comments; and he went classless in Seattle, dumping not only on the burg's talent pool but also on its rainy weather. Hey, it's all well and good to wield a "Freemantle" on the Kodak Theater stage, but otherwise, it's just plain overkill. We say either up the neck size on those torso-hugging T-shirts in order to allow better blood flow to the brain, or just go all the way and get photographed coming out of Fred Segal with Corey Clark.

faith hill Faith Hill:
Maybe this lovely country star has the same joke writer as Senator John Kerry. Because no matter what your take is on the most popular YouTube video this side of Def-K's dose of reality, Hill's "What?" backstage shout out was about as funny as a Baghdad country ballad. Ms. McGraw, her publicist, dissed winner Carrie Underwood and half the stars in Nashville are all standing firm in their ridicule of the resulting Internet wildfire, but it would have been so much easier if Hill, like Kerry, would simply apologize for the joke not being funny. On the plus side, this adds a whole new dimension to the upcoming People's Choice Award category of Favorite Female Singer. If Underwood loses to Hill, maybe she can return the favor by mouthing, "Oh C'mon!"

chris cornell Chris Cornell: Finally, some good news for Madonna. Advance reviews are starting to trickle in for Casino Royale and so far, it looks like Seattle grunger Chris Cornell's title credits song "You Know My Name" has a chance of toppling the Material Girl's "Die Another Day" as Sir Elton John's least favorite 007 theme. Then again, maybe the ex-Soundgarden and Audioslave frontman's radar is just off across the board, because he has also announced plans to cover Michael Jackson's "Billy Jean" on his 2007 album. He told MTV that he has changed the music quite a bit but not touched the lyrics at all, so apparently he skipped right past the last line of MJ's third verse ("So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice").
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31.

Melissa    

Kfed is a loser. Britney was an idiot for marrying him. She was confused and on the rebound and jumped into marriage too young, then had back to back kids in 2 years. Is it no wonder they're getting divorced? He doesn't deserve a friggin' dime. What the hell did he put into their marriage besides sperm.

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Get Rid of Hollywoods Crack Whores NOW    

Fed-Ex is a tard and a 1/2. Too bad britney choose him to be the babies daddy. She could have gotten someone who didnt look like a rat, with his squinty ass eyes.

I hate Heather Mills and she is a2 bit gold diggin whore. I knew it from the beginning she was going to do this sh*t and look at what shes doing... Too bad she didnt lose both legs then paul could have taken her fake legs and used that as bargaining chips... I needed to rant that out. :)

2846 days ago
33.

C    

That is just a bit to harsh about K-Fed. You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

2846 days ago
34.

legal_lady    

#10 -Jacki - totally agree with ya girl! Why couldn't Britney see that he was only latched on to Shar for the C-list bit of fame that she had. All he did was try to move up the food chain a bit when he was basically given a second chance and a fresh start with Britney - and he blew that too. I knew she'd see his true colours eventually... too bad it had to be 2 kids later... I really hope he's getting a vasectomy immediately!!

2846 days ago
35.

Lenn K    

Man those three Republicans are in so much trouble. My God I'm just laughing about the fact that these three have the guts to say their Republicans in Hollyweird. Anyway, Kevin yes I called him by his name that probably all the respect he'll get from the stuff I'm reading. Britney got her mind, and now she's got the keys and cash, period. Daniel Baldwin get help or DIE!!!!!!

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36.

marty    

kevin is a loser with many names. fist was kevin fed, then k-fed, then k-fag, then fed-up, and just recently fed-ex. the tabloid was wrong when they said fed-ex was shopping for gitch at wal-mart. he wasnt shopping, he was working. his name is now k-mart

you must be a real shmuck when you cant even give away tickets to a concert.

good for you brit !! if you need a real man whose not after your money and has a real job already, look me up.

2846 days ago
37.

Whatever    

Mr Federjerkoff finally got a dose of reality. Miss Spears woke up and realized he really is the lazy freeloading bum everyone has been calling him.

2846 days ago
38.

LMFAO    

As Mr Kevin Earl Federline's chief lawyer I would just like to say....

K FED RULES
K FED RULES
K FED RULES
K FED RULES
K FED RULES, K FED RULES AND PAWNS ALL YOU HATERS...LOL!!

2846 days ago
39.

LMFAO    

K FED RULES
K FED RULES
K FED RULES
K FED F**KING RULES..... Ahh yes I love my job and the money.... Capitalism is everything to me. Remember to stop the hating, kfed HATERS.

2846 days ago
40.

Whatever    

Kevin Federfag is the perfect example of someone willing to sell thier soul for fame and fortune. The turd didn't think it would backfire infront of his face and the world. Turns out Britney had more brains then he thought. Learn from this K-fag never ever assume you are smarter then ANYONE!

2846 days ago
41.

Boom Boom    

Kevin Federline is fooling himself if he thinks the world will ever see him as anything but a filthy, skanky, user of a worthless, talentless loser. And Shar's cementing her place right alongside him, with her place in the world as multiple men's baby-mama. She was bragging about how Kevin doesn't pay her child support, but he pays for their kids private school, and according to her, "it's a very expensive private school."

Now who do you think was REALLY footing that bill? And you know she's planning to spend part of whatever settlement he gets from Britney.

Britney was as stupid as stupid can get going into this (she didn't even want the pre-nup), but at least she caught on sooner than later.

If only Whitney had caught on this soon....

2846 days ago
42.

Seriously....    

TEAM BRITNEY!! WE LOVE YA, GIRL!

2846 days ago
43.

May    

I'm no fan of K-Fed but Britney Spears did this to herself. If she was having problems then she should've stopped sleeping with him after the first kid. Not only that, but if she didn't have a problem letting him spend all of her money than why should everyone else?? I used to really like Britney Spears but with that whole incident she pulled this summer, crying to Matt Lauer and saying she needs space, bsbsbsbs..... THEN she comes out nude on Bazzar Magazine??? I mean come on ... all this girl cares about is MONEY .. no wonder her and KFed made such a great couple!! Good riddance to both of them

2846 days ago
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LMFAO    

1 and 35 I agree with both you 125%, If we lived in a perfect world, which sadly we don't, a law would be passed down by those in power which would make it against the law not to have purchased Kev's sweet CD, if you live in the great ol US of A!!

GO TEAM K-FED!!

2846 days ago
45.

Boom Boom    

I think Kevin posts here, as does his friends. How cute. Hey Kev, see if you can get the 6,500 people who actually spent money on your CD to come here and post their support for you.

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