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This Week's Biggest Losers

11/11/06

11/10/2006 5:04 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

For Hollywood Republicans like James Woods, Patricia Heaton and Kelsey Grammer, this week was about as much fun as a root canal. Right up there with the kick-in-the-teeth experiences of these woeful celebs.
kevin federlineK-Fed: "BLANK the media, BLANK the haters" bellowed Kevin Federline this week in Chicago, partying with back-up dancers and a bottle of tequila after another non-sold out tour date. He might soon be upping the BLANK ante if Britney goes ahead with plans to give away Baby Photos #2 to a magazine like Vanity Fair rather than share the media moola with the rapper. In the annals of Blonde-Bombshell-or-Bust, K-Fed is already running rings around Nick Lachey and Tommy Lee. He may soon even topple all-time champ Paul Snider, Playboy Playmate Dorothy Stratten's deranged ex. As Britney continues to defecate in K-Fed's direction (as in the dictionary definition "to become clear of dregs, impurities"), we have a new name brand suggestion. K-Fed, say hello to the backwards-spelled moniker Def-K, as in defecate and three strikes you're out, bro!

daniel baldwin

Danny Baldwin: Brother #1 will preach the merits of religion; Brother #2 will crow about the soothing effects of being married to a blonde hottie; and Brother #3 will disagree with Brother #2. But in our opinion, the PR herder of Black Sheep Baldwin needs to insist that this week's SUV fracas was all part of the unfortunate holdover effects of his client's dedicated, Method acting approach to his upcoming bad guy role on Season Six of The Sopranos. The biggest irony is that Baldwin was caught by police thanks to the GPS locating abilities of the GMC Yukon's On Star system, which is as close to the star system as DB will ever get.

Simon Cowell: He says he wants to sign Kate Moss to a recording contract; he was booed off the stage at a wedding because of some tasteless best man comments; and he went classless in Seattle, dumping not only on the burg's talent pool but also on its rainy weather. Hey, it's all well and good to wield a "Freemantle" on the Kodak Theater stage, but otherwise, it's just plain overkill. We say either up the neck size on those torso-hugging T-shirts in order to allow better blood flow to the brain, or just go all the way and get photographed coming out of Fred Segal with Corey Clark.

faith hill Faith Hill:
Maybe this lovely country star has the same joke writer as Senator John Kerry. Because no matter what your take is on the most popular YouTube video this side of Def-K's dose of reality, Hill's "What?" backstage shout out was about as funny as a Baghdad country ballad. Ms. McGraw, her publicist, dissed winner Carrie Underwood and half the stars in Nashville are all standing firm in their ridicule of the resulting Internet wildfire, but it would have been so much easier if Hill, like Kerry, would simply apologize for the joke not being funny. On the plus side, this adds a whole new dimension to the upcoming People's Choice Award category of Favorite Female Singer. If Underwood loses to Hill, maybe she can return the favor by mouthing, "Oh C'mon!"

chris cornell Chris Cornell: Finally, some good news for Madonna. Advance reviews are starting to trickle in for Casino Royale and so far, it looks like Seattle grunger Chris Cornell's title credits song "You Know My Name" has a chance of toppling the Material Girl's "Die Another Day" as Sir Elton John's least favorite 007 theme. Then again, maybe the ex-Soundgarden and Audioslave frontman's radar is just off across the board, because he has also announced plans to cover Michael Jackson's "Billy Jean" on his 2007 album. He told MTV that he has changed the music quite a bit but not touched the lyrics at all, so apparently he skipped right past the last line of MJ's third verse ("So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice").
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LMFAO    

As a loser myself K-FEDS music gives me hope, hope of one day being happier in my life, if one loser can make it good so can another, DON'T GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS K_FED, GO AHEAD AND BLANK THE HATERS. They are just jealous!!

At least a few commenters here can see the light 1-36, I want Brit to get her career back on track, but I also want k-fed to be a good sucess, After me TEAM KEV!!!!!

2911 days ago
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DS117    

LET'S NOMINATE K-FED FOR DAD OF THE YEAR !!!! WOOO HOOO !!!! HE'LL RANK WAY UP THERE WITH THE LIKES OF WACKO JACKO !!!!

2911 days ago
48.

LMFAO    

Out of all the comments made on this story 1, 5, 26, 35, 36, 41 and 43 ARE the BEST by far, it may indeed seem that Kevin is a bad dad BUT I think that he cares for Corey, Kaleb, Sean and Jayden even more than you think he does, the only reason that Britney split up with him is because he was begining to take the spot light away from her a little...Whether it be either positive or negative... In this case negative, you people who are rude to Kevin or any other celeb ought to be ashamed of yourself's!! GO KEV.

2911 days ago
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PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

I just read that after Vanilla Fed stood her up at that restaurant, Britney raced to his hotel and bullied the clerks into giving her his room key. When she slammed the door open, guess what? There was the soon-to-be FedEx with ANOTHER WOMAN! What a surprise. "If he does it WITH you, he'll do it TO you."

2910 days ago
50.

PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

BTW, the 2 clerks got fired. Britney needs to give them some sort of jobs with her organization --

2910 days ago
51.

Respect    

Yeah Britney! I am so glad you finally came to your senses. Now get out there and sing your heart out. Don't be trampy. Have some finesse and you will go right back to the top. Your a mom now and you want your kids to be proud of their mother, so keep your clothes on.

2910 days ago
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andy    

fed-ex now hit a all time L-O-W ON FOX NEWS THEY SAID HE IS GOING TO SELL A 4 HOUR SEX TAPE OF HIM AND BRIT ,THIS POOR EXCUSE OF A MAN IS SCUM,NOW IT PROVES HE ONLY WAS AFTER HER MONEY SHE MUST BE IN SO MUCH PAIN.HE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT HER OR ANY OF HIS KIDS, SEEMS WEIRD HE DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE HIS KIDS FROM SHAR AWAY FROM HER WHY?? BECAUSE SHE NOT RICH LIKE BRIT,I HOPE THE LEGAL SYSTEM SEE'S RIGHT THROUGH THIS LOW LIFE. HE THINKS HE'S HOT SH&T.I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER.!!!!!!!!!

2910 days ago
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Robin Bakay    

Children, children, children. You're missing the point. Fed-Ex is a loser, but he was a pawn in Brit's bigger gameplan. She was a virgin who broke free with a couple of Suddenly C-Cups and a 54-hour marriage that tarnished her "Weenies? Eew, gross!" image. She used "Not-So-O-K-Fed" as a public palette cleanser to erase her fans' memory of being Mrs. Alexander for two days, to put her virginal image in the public's rear view mirror, and to spit out some lil' trailer trashers like bible belt wearers do. Now she'll stage a come back as a woman. A nip/tucked trailer trashy woman, but a woman nonetheless.

2910 days ago
54.

Spidey    

DeF-K is trailer trash and that is what trailer trash does.
The Brit is from down south, and that is what they do. . . Maybe they are really cousins.

2910 days ago
55.

Spidey    

DeF-K is trailer trash and that is what trailer trash does.
The Brit is from down south, and that is what they do. . . Maybe they are really cousins.

2910 days ago
56.

Spidey    

Hey # 47

Maybe Britney should hook up with the two fired clerks! She can keep the "Drama" alive.

2910 days ago
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PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

God, he ALWAYS looks like he needs a bath ...

2910 days ago
58.

MikeP    

All you FedX haters, give it up already! Karma will take care of eveyrthing. The thing this guy is guilty of, besides being a horrible father and husband, is not having the intelligence to shut up and have a good life. He' s a Lem, a follower of others. Nothing original. BUT he will have at least seven million after all this. With that kind of money, he could have a very good life, compared to most humans on the planet. But if he insists upon acting like he has, he'll be broke in no time. Probably someone will con him out of the money by appealing to his ego. Remeber the king with no clothes. It's sad that youth is wasted on the youth. FedX, drugs, alcohol and orgasms are not what the Universe is about. Shut up, listen very carefully, grow up, take care of your children and stop wasting money! Your not better than anyone and your actions are shouting that you are less than everyone.

2910 days ago
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LMFAO    

Well at least someone here seems to have their head screwed on the right way #45 , I also agree with ^^52, " Fedx haters give it up already". I think k fed is cool and there ain't nothing you can say which will change my mind, so carry on hating beacause you're only making his few fans stick up for him even more!!!!

SO VANILLA FED IS HERE TO STAY, Y'ALL BETTER LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT!!!!!

2910 days ago
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PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

Yeah, he's 'here to stay' ... AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA -- Whew! -- Uh huh ...

2910 days ago
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