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Battle of the Bulge!

Perez vs. Gummi!

7/18/2007 8:24 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The Queen of All Media has challenged the King of the Parade Floats to a duel! Who can eat more wieners?

Perez Hilton Gummi Bear
Perez Hilton has thrown down the digital gauntlet and dared Gummi Bear to find out which of them can chow down the most hotdogs -- is this kosher?

The Queen says he's going to be outside of Kitson on Robertson Blvd., Thursday at 5:00 PM, where they'll see which of the two bloated loudmouths can run a mile and then down the most dogs. There she blows!

Perez has asked TMZ boss Harvey Levin to officiate, and he has agreed -- on the condition that they eat only Hebrew National dogs. No word yet from Team Gummi.









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liliana    

TEAM PEREZ ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!! GUMMY BEAR IS GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

2591 days ago
17.

londonrules    

TEAM PEREZ ALL THE WAY.

2591 days ago
18.

frankie    

I find it hilarious that a guy who runs a gossip business is so strictly kosher he can't even officiate a hot dog contest if they're not kosher beef.

2591 days ago
19.

BLE    

PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ....What I would give to be there!!!! Please Harvey,have cameras there!

Then again...Gummi probably won't even show up.

2591 days ago
20.

BLE    

YOU sound like the angery A-hole, Max!

2591 days ago
21.

FABIO    

I'll bet that these two FATSO's will start making out with each other on the sidewalk and the race will never happen.....

2591 days ago
22.

Maggie    

They should get married and have their wedding officiated by Tori Spelling. They look like they would be perfect for each other. Just think of how great the buffet would be!

2591 days ago
23.

Heather    

Team Perez!

2591 days ago
24.

Sillyme    

One hopes they find another active street volcano [ancient underground steam pipe] to explode under them, Kaboom, crater heaven splats left.. and that's the end of stupid rival fat-pigs

2591 days ago
25.

Reality    

Slow news days for TMZ and Mario aka pigez? Gotta create something to stay alive eh boys.

2591 days ago
26.

gossipgoddesses.6.forumer.com    

Forget the weight. Both desperately need stylists and a good bath more!

2591 days ago
27.

Reality    

Hope they can afford the health care if they choke. Cause the Prez just vetoed health care for kids. Now there's a president that somebody really should shoot. Do everybody a favour.

2591 days ago
28.

Janice    

GROSS

2591 days ago
29.

hello, it    

The whole idea is really gross.

2591 days ago
30.

lysette    

they are both fat and gross so who cares who will win...they need to be eating salads instead of hotdogs...fata$$es

2591 days ago
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