Tracy Morgan -- Who Doesn't Have a DUI?!
According to Tracy Morgan, DUIs are like buttholes -- everybody's got one, and they all stink. 
According to Tracy Morgan, DUIs are like buttholes -- everybody's got one, and they all stink. 
1. I've got one, your my hero. I did it just for you Tracy
Posted at 5:30PM on Jan 13th 2009 by Not first
2. His bathroom humor to explain a DUI stinks.
Posted at 5:30PM on Jan 13th 2009 by Jesup
3. One of the least humorous comedians I can name. Why anyone would ask his opinion obout anything is way beyond me. Hes also vulgar,insensitive,and should know better about making light of DUIs. Better people than him die and/or are maimed everyday as a result of DUIs. Shame on you Tracy!!!! Wanda
Posted at 5:48PM on Jan 13th 2009 by WANDA
4. I looked in my pants and I don't have DUI.
Maybe non-funny homie stole my DUI.
Posted at 6:01PM on Jan 13th 2009 by Borat
5. his girl is cute, good job tracy
Posted at 7:04PM on Jan 13th 2009 by dj trailer
6. Borat - LOL!!! On a lighter note...this guy (Morgan) is clinically insane, isn't he...?
Posted at 7:11PM on Jan 13th 2009 by pj
7. knock on wood
Posted at 7:37PM on Jan 13th 2009 by DUI-less
8. THIS GUY SUCKS!
Painfully unfunny.
His stupid Brian Fellows skit was one of the worst I'd ever seen on SNL.It figures Tina Fey got him a job on her lame ass show because she SUCKS big time as well!
People are just to damed easily amused.
Posted at 7:43PM on Jan 13th 2009 by Sammy
9. this guy is one big fat idiot! He is SOOOO NOT FUNNY! He obviously has no talent and has to use his big fat stupid mouth to entertain! GO AWAY !
Posted at 8:25PM on Jan 13th 2009 by cdn
10. Why are ALL comedians so effing LAME without a script and 20 takes!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Posted at 8:52PM on Jan 13th 2009 by Who Caresss!!!
11. Tracy Morgan, the most overrated and unfunny comic on TV. A black man who tries too hard to be black.
Posted at 9:35PM on Jan 13th 2009 by TBD
12. I'm glad to see others that think this guy is crap. I hate this guy. He sucks. He has no talent whatsoever. DUIs are nothing to laugh at either so he should STFU.
Posted at 10:11PM on Jan 13th 2009 by sasha
13. please retire in 2009 from being a comedian......u need comedy 101 classes taught by Katt Williams
Posted at 10:16PM on Jan 13th 2009 by The Boss
14. Did anyone see him at the Golden Globes? The guy was totally coked out of his mind.
Posted at 10:33PM on Jan 13th 2009 by cutiepie32
15. this guy is painfully unfunny as was previously stated here. he's never been very funny, not on SNL, never. He's lucky to be working and making a ton of money...
Posted at 1:28AM on Jan 14th 2009 by lena