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Tracy Morgan -- Who Doesn't Have a DUI?!

1/13/2009 7:21 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Tracy Morgan -- Who Doesn't Have a DUI?!

According to Tracy Morgan, DUIs are like buttholes -- everybody's got one, and they all stink.

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You know who I am:  1125 days ago

I've got one, your my hero. I did it just for you Tracy

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Jess:  1125 days ago

His bathroom humor to explain a DUI stinks.

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Wanda W.:  1125 days ago

One of the least humorous comedians I can name. Why anyone would ask his opinion obout anything is way beyond me. Hes also vulgar,insensitive,and should know better about making light of DUIs. Better people than him die and/or are maimed everyday as a result of DUIs. Shame on you Tracy!!!! Wanda

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Borat:  1125 days ago

I looked in my pants and I don't have DUI.

Maybe non-funny homie stole my DUI.



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dj trailer:  1125 days ago

his girl is cute, good job tracy

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pj:  1125 days ago

Borat - LOL!!! On a lighter note...this guy (Morgan) is clinically insane, isn't he...?

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Just my opinion:  1125 days ago

knock on wood

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Mr Right:  1125 days ago

THIS GUY SUCKS!
Painfully unfunny.
His stupid Brian Fellows skit was one of the worst I'd ever seen on SNL.It figures Tina Fey got him a job on her lame ass show because she SUCKS big time as well!

People are just to damed easily amused.

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e:  1124 days ago

this guy is one big fat idiot! He is SOOOO NOT FUNNY! He obviously has no talent and has to use his big fat stupid mouth to entertain! GO AWAY !

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Who Caresss!!!:  1124 days ago

Why are ALL comedians so effing LAME without a script and 20 takes!!!

AHHHHHHHHH!

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tba:  1124 days ago

Tracy Morgan, the most overrated and unfunny comic on TV. A black man who tries too hard to be black.

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sushi:  1124 days ago

I'm glad to see others that think this guy is crap. I hate this guy. He sucks. He has no talent whatsoever. DUIs are nothing to laugh at either so he should STFU.

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The Boss:  1124 days ago

please retire in 2009 from being a comedian......u need comedy 101 classes taught by Katt Williams

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jessemosslover:  1124 days ago

Did anyone see him at the Golden Globes? The guy was totally coked out of his mind.

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lena:  1124 days ago

this guy is painfully unfunny as was previously stated here. he's never been very funny, not on SNL, never. He's lucky to be working and making a ton of money...

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