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Tracy Morgan

Who Doesn't Have a DUI?!

1/13/2009 7:21 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

According to Tracy Morgan, DUIs are like buttholes -- everybody's got one, and they all stink.

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You know who I am    

I've got one, your my hero. I did it just for you Tracy

2027 days ago
2.

Jess    

His bathroom humor to explain a DUI stinks.

2027 days ago
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Wanda W.    

One of the least humorous comedians I can name. Why anyone would ask his opinion obout anything is way beyond me. Hes also vulgar,insensitive,and should know better about making light of DUIs. Better people than him die and/or are maimed everyday as a result of DUIs. Shame on you Tracy!!!! Wanda

2027 days ago
4.

Borat    

I looked in my pants and I don't have DUI.

Maybe non-funny homie stole my DUI.



2027 days ago
5.

dj trailer    

his girl is cute, good job tracy

2026 days ago
6.

pj    

Borat - LOL!!! On a lighter note...this guy (Morgan) is clinically insane, isn't he...?

2026 days ago
7.

Just my opinion    

knock on wood

2026 days ago
8.

Mr Right    

THIS GUY SUCKS!
Painfully unfunny.
His stupid Brian Fellows skit was one of the worst I'd ever seen on SNL.It figures Tina Fey got him a job on her lame ass show because she SUCKS big time as well!

People are just to damed easily amused.

2026 days ago
9.

e    

this guy is one big fat idiot! He is SOOOO NOT FUNNY! He obviously has no talent and has to use his big fat stupid mouth to entertain! GO AWAY !

2026 days ago
10.

Who Caresss!!!    

Why are ALL comedians so effing LAME without a script and 20 takes!!!

AHHHHHHHHH!

2026 days ago
11.

tba    

Tracy Morgan, the most overrated and unfunny comic on TV. A black man who tries too hard to be black.

2026 days ago
12.

sushi    

I'm glad to see others that think this guy is crap. I hate this guy. He sucks. He has no talent whatsoever. DUIs are nothing to laugh at either so he should STFU.

2026 days ago
13.

The Boss    

please retire in 2009 from being a comedian......u need comedy 101 classes taught by Katt Williams

2026 days ago
14.

jessemosslover    

Did anyone see him at the Golden Globes? The guy was totally coked out of his mind.

2026 days ago
15.

lena    

this guy is painfully unfunny as was previously stated here. he's never been very funny, not on SNL, never. He's lucky to be working and making a ton of money...

2026 days ago
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