WANTED: Man who robbed a convenience store in Lincoln, Nebraska yesterday, making off with nine packs of cigarettes, worth a grand total of $50.
DESCRIPTION: Male, medium build ... and wearing an empty Bud Light box as a mask!!!!
Sure, he's a moron, but the stupid disguise worked -- cops are still looking for this idiot.
UPDATE: We just obtained this video of the beer box bandit in action, in which he uses a green towel to make the clerk believe he's carrying a firearm.
Anyone think he was actually packing?
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(Page 1 of 3) | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsAre you sure that's a guy? It looks like a girl in yoga pants IMO
I'd recognize that profile anywhere. It's Murray Langston.
9 packs of cigs??!
PACKS??!
With making a risk that BIG, he should have at LEAST gotten 9 CARTONS!
All that corn has gone to his head-he needs to have a movement BAD.
Is it certain the bandit is a "HE"? There are an awful lot of hips on that guy!
Yes! You might be a redneck if you rob a store with a beer box over your head! Love it!
Omg. Thank you TMZ for the single most hillarious thing I have seen in awhile.
I almost want to pay for it myself and give the guy an "A" for creativity!
















