Beer Box Bandit -- The Ultimate Head Case

WANTED: Man who robbed a convenience store in Lincoln, Nebraska yesterday, making off with nine packs of cigarettes, worth a grand total of $50.

DESCRIPTION: Male, medium build ... and wearing an empty Bud Light box as a mask!!!!

Click to view!

Sure, he's a moron, but the stupid disguise worked -- cops are still looking for this idiot.

Beer Box Bandit: Click to watchUPDATE: We just obtained this video of the beer box bandit in action, in which he uses a green towel to make the clerk believe he's carrying a firearm.

Anyone think he was actually packing?



Tags: beer box, BeerBox, convienence-store, robbery, video

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1. Are you sure that's a guy? It looks like a girl in yoga pants IMO

Posted at 5:17PM on May 26th 2009 by jackie

2. First,this beer bandit rocks,go go BEER BANDIT!!!

Posted at 5:04PM on May 26th 2009 by Fetish for sexy feet a.k.a Foot-fetish

3. I'd recognize that profile anywhere. It's Murray Langston.

Posted at 5:06PM on May 26th 2009 by Winsome Davis III

4. lmao wow

Posted at 8:31PM on May 26th 2009 by dantas

5.
9 packs of cigs??!
PACKS??!
With making a risk that BIG, he should have at LEAST gotten 9 CARTONS!

Posted at 5:10PM on May 26th 2009 by *

6. man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Posted at 5:16PM on May 26th 2009 by justsaying

7. This makes me ashamed to be from the same state as this retard!

Posted at 5:14PM on May 26th 2009 by ashamed!

8. DAMN! MUST BE A WHITE GUY ONLY WHITE PEOPLE DO THAT STUFF.....ROLING EYES ....SALTINES!

Posted at 5:16PM on May 26th 2009 by bonquisha jackson

9. All that corn has gone to his head-he needs to have a movement BAD.

Posted at 5:21PM on May 26th 2009 by CORNHEAD

10. Is it certain the bandit is a "HE"? There are an awful lot of hips on that guy!

Posted at 5:31PM on May 26th 2009 by G spot

11. Yes! You might be a redneck if you rob a store with a beer box over your head! Love it!

Posted at 5:34PM on May 26th 2009 by L

12. Looks like a case for Shadow Hare

Posted at 5:49PM on May 26th 2009 by René Bjørnskov

13. Omg. Thank you TMZ for the single most hillarious thing I have seen in awhile.

Posted at 5:39PM on May 26th 2009 by me

14. I almost want to pay for it myself and give the guy an "A" for creativity!

Posted at 5:58PM on May 26th 2009 by Foghorn Leghorn

15. This is a woman!

Posted at 6:04PM on May 26th 2009 by Jazz

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