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Beer Box Bandit

The Ultimate Head Case

5/26/2009 5:55 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

WANTED: Man who robbed a convenience store in Lincoln, Nebraska yesterday, making off with nine packs of cigarettes, worth a grand total of $50.

DESCRIPTION: Male, medium build ... and wearing an empty Bud Light box as a mask!!!!

Click to view!

Sure, he's a moron, but the stupid disguise worked -- cops are still looking for this idiot.

Beer Box Bandit: Click to watchUPDATE: We just obtained this video of the beer box bandit in action, in which he uses a green towel to make the clerk believe he's carrying a firearm.

Anyone think he was actually packing?

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1.

jackie    

Are you sure that's a guy? It looks like a girl in yoga pants IMO

1883 days ago
2.

Foot Fetish    

First,this beer bandit rocks,go go BEER BANDIT!!!

1883 days ago
3.

Winsome Davis III    

I'd recognize that profile anywhere. It's Murray Langston.

1883 days ago
4.

dantas    

lmao wow

1883 days ago
5.

!!    


9 packs of cigs??!
PACKS??!
With making a risk that BIG, he should have at LEAST gotten 9 CARTONS!

1883 days ago
6.

justsaying    

man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

1883 days ago
7.

PEPSI Generation    

All that corn has gone to his head-he needs to have a movement BAD.

1883 days ago
8.

G spot    

Is it certain the bandit is a "HE"? There are an awful lot of hips on that guy!

1883 days ago
9.

L    

Yes! You might be a redneck if you rob a store with a beer box over your head! Love it!

1883 days ago
10.

rhbjorn    

Looks like a case for Shadow Hare

1883 days ago
11.

Are you kidding me    

Omg. Thank you TMZ for the single most hillarious thing I have seen in awhile.

1883 days ago
12.

h20    

I almost want to pay for it myself and give the guy an "A" for creativity!

1883 days ago
13.

SUN    

This is a woman!

1883 days ago
14.

ashley    

hilarious! makes me embarassed to say that i live in lincoln!

1883 days ago
15.

Erica    

The guy is a nerd! Yesterday was Towel Day!!!

1883 days ago
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