LiLo Car Incident -- Not as Deadly as Pap Thinks

Give him some greasy cheeseburger and tell him to go home.

Someone should tell this fat f*ck that you do not stick your hand in front of it out as a car is moving...it is not a bucket of KFC and will hurt faster than that heart attack that looms in his horizon.

He's just looking for a free Twinkie.

That fat pig photographer lied and it was obvious that he was just looking for $. He should be charged for a false police report.

I've seen better acting on the Hills. He needs to take acting classes. If I was LiLO I would sue his fat a$$ for damaging my car with his big fat a$$

the photog was involved in a hit and run, but it wasnt with skanky lohans friend. this hit and run was with 10 gallons of chocolate ice cream. the fatogs spoon "hit" the gallons of ice cream and the and it "ran" down his face as he ate it.

this joke is too awkward and wordy to be funny but give me points for "fatog".

I don't care if any paps were hurt or not (that's the chance they take). However no one, and I don't care how famous or important they think there are, has a right to gun it from zero to 60 in an alleyway.

ray ray, I give you much props for fatog.

Nice try, Mr. Photographer. Guess you didn't realize the whole incident was filmed?

His life was def not in danger. Get all of Lins clothes here http://www.outfitid.com/

Let's call correctly --- It was the driver that was driving, not the (in)famous passenger.
Let's blame the driver and leave the other names out of it - SHE WASN'T DRIVING!!

Congestive heart failure is what that yahoo ought to be afraid of.

Geez, I've got two words. Jenny Craig........

For once Lindsay gets a pass here. This girl is spun out on hard core pain meds or cocaine. It's sad man her mom enables her to just party like a rockstar. One day she will wake up and her looks won't be able to replace the cash she has thrown away. Esp with users she will hit the wall at thirty.

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You know he wasn't too injured..i mean you see him get that last shot after he was "ran over" puh-lease!!! If he was in sooo much pain, he wouldn't of stuck his camera out after the incident to get that shot!!! what a freaking idiot!!!

Isn't impeding a person's egress a form of unlawfull detention in California. I see a crime in that he was trying to keep her from driving off.