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Jesse James and His Nuclear Divorce

3/21/2010 8:58 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

A sliver of good news for Jesse James: If Sandra Bullock divorces him, it can't possibly get as ugly as the violent break-up of his prior marriage.

Janine Lindemulder, Jesse James, Sandra Bullock

TMZ has obtained legal docs in Jesse's divorce from Janine Lindemulder. James filed several declarations, accusing Janine of various acts of brutality -- including punching him, bludgeoning him in the back of the head with a flowerpot, swinging a steel bone sculpture at him, trying to run him over with her car, socking him in the eyeball because he used her parking space, and going Naomi Campbell on him with a cellphone.

James says on one occasion, when Janine was pregnant, she began hitting and chasing him in their bedroom, and he grabbed her by the hair to hold her at bay.

Bullock will probably choose to bludgeon Jesse with a Beverly Hills lawyer.


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61.

ELI    

What I want to know is why did this porn star come forward at this point in time to talk about Jesse's cheating? Did Jesse dump her? Did the porn star want money to keep quiet? And Jesse would not give her any???????????????????????????????

I wonder, did the porn star, tell Jesse what she was going to tell In Touch magazine?

Does Jesse still communicate with gthye porn star?

1685 days ago
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ltlmstrblmkr    

gee.....totally against violence,but I'm thinkin if the judge in THAT case knew what we all do now,he probably woulda seen things diff.....a pregnant woman,raging hormones,attacks her cheater husband.....as far as Sandra,classy & leaving,but hell yeah,I hope she,too,smacked that lying,cheating SOB! I'm betting now even she's seeing JJ's ex in a whole new light. .

1685 days ago
63.

Romeom    

Lorena wherever you are now
Call Sandra and show her how.
A mallet on the groin is better
Than a statuette gold and silver.
An ordinary steak knife will do the trick
To slice this salamander's dirty p##%#k.

1685 days ago
64.

ltlmstrblmkr    

RE"""By the way Sandra Bullock deserves what she gets. She's one of the worst actresses I have ever seen. Having won an Oscar is truly a miracle - when you look at her acting career you want to laugh Miss Detective 1&2 are probably masterpieces LOL....
She married a biker because she couldn't find anyone better. She's 45 and still she has no kids.
I bet you everything she will not leave this loser because who will want her now. Physically she's not the most beautiful woman on earth. She's rather average....
Posted at 8:20AM on Mar 21st 2010 by Viva la vida !"""
.........................
hey nutter.....she deserves it cause you think she's a bad actress? lol! Sorry,but you're like in the minority on both points.....you're a hoot....you bitch somebody out about judging EN,then you do it to SB!& really,how obnoxious that you'd bring up her not having children.....you do know some women simply choose not to,or sadly,aren't able to,huh?Either way,you're way outta line with bringing that up,you'd be smarter to drone on about idiots who have children who should NOT.you're also poster ZR #33.....it's so obvious.....hater

1685 days ago
65.

Eddie ADAMS    

Hi Sandra,
I HOPE SOMEHOW THIS REACHES YOU..
i AM NOT A BIG FAN OF TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO SO i WONT START NOW,
I jUST WANTED TO LET YA KNOW THAT YOU ARE LOVED AND gOD SEE'S ALL..
i WILL PRAY THAT THE WISDOM OF WHAT IS Peaceful and Joyful will surround ya with all it's might.
Life and people are not perfect, but we all do deserve a honest effort at what we all dream as a maritial commitment..
May God and your Family and friends comfort you ...

If I can do anything at all, without any news -media involved, please dont hesitate to let me know and I will welcome the opportunity to help in any small way...I feel your pain-
God bless...You did nothing wrong!
Eddie Adams,
purely a love of your work and commitment..
All The Best..

1685 days ago
66.

kare    

I'm not sure about that!! All my hot and sincere friends on ======[PLUSFLIRT dot c O m]===== are talking about this!! BBW, it's the place where hot models and sex y young men;and handsome folks with sensu al chick s meet and mingle! You may wanna check it out! LOL DFFFFFFFFFFFFFDD

1685 days ago
67.

buxxy    

Bleccccchhhh...he has all the personality of wet cement...he is not a nice guy. He won't change unfortunately. I think he should just go for Tiger's leftovers and leave Ms. Bullock alone....I'm just saying...

1685 days ago
68.

Ernie    

Hey Jessie was she worth it? was Michelle the best booty call you ever had?. Your just one big FU.

1685 days ago
69.

Dix Handley    

Sandra Bullock is a bigger idiot than he is considering her taste in men. I think she is the type that seeks out disgusting men knowing full well eventually the man will harm their relationship by making poor choices and Sandra's fans will circle the wagons in support of her. I'm telling you that is the type of person I think she is. Another person like this is Halle Berry. Do the research on her and she's done the same thing with men. It's circle the wagon time. Well ladies you got what you deserved.

1685 days ago
70.

ellagodfrey    

People still use the word "feminazis"? That in itself is hilarious.

1685 days ago
71.

cowboy    

Water always seeks it's own level, so did Jesse.

1685 days ago
72.

karla    

ughhh I am so mad at Jesse for what he did!!! how the hell are you going to trade Sandra for that tattoed bi***!!!!!! ughh and i thought u guys were gona last... sandra.. you can do better!!

1684 days ago
73.

EmTea    

New Flash - "Jesse James shoots someone in the back" .... Did Bullock not see this coming ?!? The guy's a fernal animal ... he's going to let the little head think for the big head.

1684 days ago
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shirley sink    

I love Sandy but I think she is to smart not to have known what she was getting in Jesse. Girls, they are their HISTORY. Stay away, don't get involved if they have a bad history.

Shirley

1683 days ago
75.

kat    

Yeah I heard he met sandra when he was actually still married to Janine and that Jesse and Sandra were dating when he was still married...HMM "if they will do it with you then they WILL do it to you!!!

1659 days ago
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