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Conan to Fans:

'They Kinda

Tried to Kill Me'

4/13/2010 9:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Conan O'Brien made his triumphant return to the stage last night -- for his new comedy tour -- where he busted out a version of "I Will Survive" with some lyrics aimed directly at NBC.

Conan O'Brien  on stage
Andy Richter, Jack McBrayer and Masturbating Bear all made cameos during the show in Eugene, Oregon -- though, for legal reasons, the bear's name had be to changed to "Self Pleasuring Panda."

Conan's 32 city tour continues through June.


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1.

eric    

First, yahoos!

1620 days ago
2.

pink    

He is doing the same thing to George Lopez as Jay did to him..

1620 days ago
3.

moveover    

TBS should go ahead and announce what day they'll be cancelling Conan's show also ..... and save themselves some time.

1620 days ago
4.

remjet    

I wonder if FOX wasn't really into the bidding for Coco? It seems that he will lower his exposure being on cable/dish only? Not everyone has this, and only have “free over the air”. This will lower his ratings? Do they rate cable/dish programing the same as “free” tv? Good luck to Coco and his crew.

1620 days ago
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Jeff    

Frank Rich: "NYT Must Give Back Its Two Bogus Pulitzers" (New York) A Pulitzer Prize for Journalism based on false testimony provided by a retarded man tortured by Serbian troops and since recanted was the basis for a 1993 Pulitzer award to the New York times that columnist Frank Rich says

1620 days ago
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cochino    

Dude needs to get over it. NBC didn't kill him, he killed himself. If this is the best he can do, its no wonder he got cancelled.



You have to be really stupid and immature to appreciate this kind of humor.



This is why it worked for him late late night. Only the stoned and mentally challenged are awake.

1620 days ago
7.

dd    

Stop whining you got paid most Americans get nothing when they lose their jobs...you're still rich!

1620 days ago
8.

OooooNooo!    

CoCo is riding on a wave that is going to fad really fast. His TBS show is not going to put a dent in Jay or Dave's numbers. CoCo will be a "flash in the pan". Best thing he can do for his career is in about 6-months announce he is a sex addict and going into rehab. Then travel all the talk shows telling of his addiction and recovery. That will keep his name in the news and people tuning in. After all, who's idea was masturbating bear?

1620 days ago
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The Adventurer    

Thank God this clown is now on basic cable so he can vanish from the public consciousness. He's not funny (well, funny looking. What a forehead!). The only good thing he's done is that lever with the Chuck Norris clips.



Time for Conan's popularity to go the way of the dinosaur, and TBS will do just that. Really, how many people even new George Lopez had a late-night show there?

1620 days ago
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LaToya Jackson    

I'm with Coco

1620 days ago
11.

boz    

"Self Pleasuring Panda." Conan rocks.

1620 days ago
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b.mclane    

Conan is far too big a LIB to go to a network people actually watch but is called "FOX". All his Lib friends would have a cow. What a puss......add Lopez and TBS will have 2 straight hours of dead air.

1620 days ago
13.

Rhonda    

Why does this guy feel the need to play "victim"? I'm sick of it. He knew his ratings for the Tonight Show stunk. Why does he want this to be anyone and everyone else's fault but his?

1620 days ago
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KRAZY KOOKY KLOWN    



P U L L



M Y



F I N G E R




T O O T !!!



T O O T !!!

1620 days ago
15.

ml    

Conan is a jerk!

1620 days ago
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