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4/13/2010 9:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Conan to Fans: 'They Kinda Tried to Kill Me'

Conan O'Brien made his triumphant return to the stage last night -- for his new comedy tour -- where he busted out a version of "I Will Survive" with some lyrics aimed directly at NBC.

Conan O'Brien  on stage
Andy Richter, Jack McBrayer and Masturbating Bear all made cameos during the show in Eugene, Oregon -- though, for legal reasons, the bear's name had be to changed to "Self Pleasuring Panda."

Conan's 32 city tour continues through June.


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eric:  671 days ago

First, yahoos!

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pink:  671 days ago

He is doing the same thing to George Lopez as Jay did to him..

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moveover:  671 days ago

TBS should go ahead and announce what day they'll be cancelling Conan's show also ..... and save themselves some time.

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remjet:  671 days ago

I wonder if FOX wasn't really into the bidding for Coco? It seems that he will lower his exposure being on cable/dish only? Not everyone has this, and only have “free over the air”. This will lower his ratings? Do they rate cable/dish programing the same as “free” tv? Good luck to Coco and his crew.

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Jeff:  671 days ago

Frank Rich: "NYT Must Give Back Its Two Bogus Pulitzers" (New York) A Pulitzer Prize for Journalism based on false testimony provided by a retarded man tortured by Serbian troops and since recanted was the basis for a 1993 Pulitzer award to the New York times that columnist Frank Rich says

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cochino:  671 days ago

Dude needs to get over it. NBC didn't kill him, he killed himself. If this is the best he can do, its no wonder he got cancelled.



You have to be really stupid and immature to appreciate this kind of humor.



This is why it worked for him late late night. Only the stoned and mentally challenged are awake.

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dd:  671 days ago

Stop whining you got paid most Americans get nothing when they lose their jobs...you're still rich!

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OooooNooo!:  671 days ago

CoCo is riding on a wave that is going to fad really fast. His TBS show is not going to put a dent in Jay or Dave's numbers. CoCo will be a "flash in the pan". Best thing he can do for his career is in about 6-months announce he is a sex addict and going into rehab. Then travel all the talk shows telling of his addiction and recovery. That will keep his name in the news and people tuning in. After all, who's idea was masturbating bear?

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The Adventurer:  671 days ago

Thank God this clown is now on basic cable so he can vanish from the public consciousness. He's not funny (well, funny looking. What a forehead!). The only good thing he's done is that lever with the Chuck Norris clips.



Time for Conan's popularity to go the way of the dinosaur, and TBS will do just that. Really, how many people even new George Lopez had a late-night show there?

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LaToya Jackson:  671 days ago

I'm with Coco

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boz:  671 days ago

"Self Pleasuring Panda." Conan rocks.

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b.mclane:  671 days ago

Conan is far too big a LIB to go to a network people actually watch but is called "FOX". All his Lib friends would have a cow. What a puss......add Lopez and TBS will have 2 straight hours of dead air.

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Rhonda:  671 days ago

Why does this guy feel the need to play "victim"? I'm sick of it. He knew his ratings for the Tonight Show stunk. Why does he want this to be anyone and everyone else's fault but his?

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KRAZY KOOKY KLOWN:  671 days ago



P U L L



M Y



F I N G E R




T O O T !!!



T O O T !!!

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ml:  671 days ago

Conan is a jerk!

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