Conan to Fans: 'They Kinda Tried to Kill Me'

Conan O'Brien made his triumphant return to the stage last night -- for his new comedy tour -- where he busted out a version of "I Will Survive" with some lyrics aimed directly at NBC.


Andy Richter, Jack McBrayer and Masturbating Bear all made cameos during the show in Eugene, Oregon -- though, for legal reasons, the bear's name had be to changed to "Self Pleasuring Panda."

Conan's 32 city tour continues through June.