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Lindsay Lohan -- One if By Land, Two if By Sea

5/21/2010 12:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan is asking for it ... if and when she comes home from France, because the judge ain't gonna like what she's about to see.

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Beverly Hills' flakiest probationee got off a yacht in Cannes this morning -- at around 7:30 AM to be specific ... after a night of partying.

Sources tell TMZ Lindsay has booked a flight that will take her back to L.A. tomorrow, but who knows if she'll actually board.  We're told Lindsay is asking around for a private jet to ferry her home.  So far, no one is biting.

Lindsay is scheduled to be in court on Monday at 8:30 AM -- but we're filing that under "Believe it when we see it."

UPDATE:  Now this is the best.  Sources tell TMZ Lindsay and her pal got stranded on the boat because a friend took off in their car. We're told Lindsay wanted to leave hours before and only went out because it was someone's birthday.


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46.

Zorch    

Do you think the LA authorities want to go
through another Paris Hilton publicity debacle?



She'll probably get house arrest with an ankle bracelet
at most.

1526 days ago
47.

jd    

Seriously... who are the gutter snipes in these pictures... awful awful awful.... Throw her in Jail and throw her delusional mother in the next cell. Shameful.

1526 days ago
48.

kickaboo    

So does this mean a bounty hunter can go after Lindsay if she misses court because she is special and doesn't have to follow normal procedures like the rest of us peons (not that most of peons have been arrested or facing Lindsay's troubles). Since she posted bail, does that mean she has then jumped bail? Sic a bounty hunter on her.

1526 days ago
49.

Tommy    

Why is everyone acting like Lindsay has done something wrong? If she wants to lay on her back with her feet up in the air and enjoy "all" the men in Cannes, then let her do that!! She is a smart, young, successful Hollywood superstar and that Judge knows it. So "Back Off" Judge Revel --- You are way out of your league. If Lindsay wants to crap in your court room then you arrange to have it cleaned up. You don't have the legal horsepower to hold back this party girl. Go Lindsay!!!!!!! Party on Baby!!!!!

1526 days ago
50.

Sommer    

WHO CARES ABOUT LINDSAY LOHAN! I'M SO SICK OF HEARING ABOUT HER LOCK HER ASS UP AND MOVE ON! US AVERAGE CITIZENS WOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN INJAIL.



OUR LEGAL SYSTEM IS TRUELY SCREWED UP WHEN IT COMES TO STARS PISSES ME OFF. SHE DESERVES TO DO JAIL TIME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IF IT WHERE THE AVERAGE CITIZEN WE WOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN IN JAIL.



LET'S STOP TALKING ABOUT HER SERIOUSLY ON-ONE CARES.



1525 days ago
51.

simon    

Harvey, why are you constantly scolding her? You are freaking obsessed. Let the court system do what it does and don't concern yourself with it so much. Get a life, dude. And, stop laying it on the Mom. Lindsay is a grown woman and can't be told what to do anymore. People act like she's 16 and Mom has some control over what she does; she doesn't. Lindsay will pay the piper as the court determines she should.

1525 days ago
52.

Oval Beach    

#54 Tommy aka DINA. You are an idiot and an enabler.

1525 days ago
53.

kickaboo    

I think the guy in the picture name is "Tommy".

1525 days ago
54.

Oval Beach    

#58...yeah...Tommy or Tammy...I can't tell after viewing the painful pics if it's a "he" or a "she".

1525 days ago
55.

penelope    

i think that hollywood gets too much press theres not to much class left , i dont think young people need to look up to trash, too much lindsay, paris and kardashians, not one of these people are any kind of role models. they all need to be poor and treated like the rest of the people and that would be there reality show. they are quite ugly people on the inside and out, lindsay has vultures for parents let them go to work, the mother and father are disgusting, the kardashians are just foul mouthed and disgusting, how about positive news about the better people in hollywood.

1525 days ago
56.

Mike    

If I ever ran into Lindsay and her security entourage I would attempt to beat the crap out of those braindead security officials. They may take that as a threat or not, I don't care, because they automatically do anyway. Typical. Hope they show up at my house so I can turn the tables on THEM for once.

1525 days ago
57.

mike    

Congrats TMZ you guys are doing a great Job of showing the truth about this Loser Lohan.. She needs to go to Jail. If she doesn't go to Jail then the system in L.A is corrupt. TMZ should make sure you go after the Judicial system in L.A if The Tramp doesn't go to Jail.

1525 days ago
58.

kickaboo    

You know, Ovah Beach, you could be right though. "Tommy" could be DINA cause you know, she probably put Lindsay's bail money up 10 grand (or really Lindsay money that hasn't been blow-n). Anyhoo, so if dear Lindsay does jump bail, bye-bye 100 grand or perhaps, her house. Mama Lohan is probably ****ting her drawers, doncha think?

1525 days ago
59.

Fan    

Yeah, that does look like a couple lines of blow and a dusty card behind the drink.

1525 days ago
60.

gerianne    

"Robert Downey Jr. hit rock bottom back in the day, look now, He's on top.
The only problem, I have with her, is her entitlement issues.
She'll come back, and she knows it."



There's no coming back from the morgue.



1525 days ago
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