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You Might Want to Rethink6/30/2010 4:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Vienna Girardi -- Face Full of Man Junk

Way before she ever met Jake Pavelka ... "Bachelor" winner Vienna Girardi got down and dirty in a spring break dance contest -- and by the looks of it, she really got the shaft.

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It all went down in The Bahamas in March 2009 -- mere months before Vienna met Jake -- and according to sources, the guy who delivered the package was a total stranger.

Besides the genital face-plant -- Girardi also struck a pose in which she stared down the barrel of a big, brown loaf launcher ... with the same guy.

Based on the photos, Vienna has plenty of experience with painful splits.


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Keith:  593 days ago

I'd like to give her MY SHAFT right about now!

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Superman:  593 days ago

Is it really any shock that reality chicks are sluts?!?

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campy:  593 days ago

Ho-Ho-Ho!!! Merryyyyyyy........eh...nevermind.

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Anastasia:  593 days ago

She's a pig through and through. Period. Never liked her, still don't.

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Just Sayin:  593 days ago

i'm shocked for she has always been so proper and quiet

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cece:  593 days ago

Poor Vienna... all those tears because Jake wasn't paying attention to her. She may be calling him a fame whore, but he's too nice to just call her a whore.

Nevermind that she was effing making out with a guy two days BEFORE they broke up... and before the trailer trash SOLD HER STORY to trash mag Star. I'm convinced she sold the story and decided to sell out Jake to cover for her "indiscretions."

I also think that as the Bachelor began, and stories like this began to come out about Vienna... that Jake didn't want to touch that sh*t anymore... that's why there was no "intimacy"... he finally saw her skanky side.

This picture says it all... "will suck for attention."

She is totally disgusting and I BET Jake wishes he'd listened to all the other women in the house now.

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kennyrampage:  593 days ago

Obviously this guy is straight and not afraid of intimacy! Wait till this same pic shows up with Jake's face planted in some guys crotch!

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Googie:  593 days ago

How classy - low class that is. Didn't all the girls dislike her on the Bachelor? Freedom of speech - she can call him all the names she wants. He's a gentleman who won't stoop down to her level. But this picture speaks volumes about her.

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Debulator:  593 days ago

The fact TMZ opted to showcase this as a story, using the title it did, is what is truly depraved here. What a sad state of affairs our country is in.

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Jeff:  593 days ago

What does "stare down the barrel of a big, brown loaf launcher" mean?

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Ms. X:  593 days ago

Hahahaha...she seems like a real "Party Animal".

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dee:  593 days ago

So why is Aly standing there in the background?

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mrspatrickcampbell:  593 days ago

that's one lucky stinkfish but that manjunk was meant for US!!!

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RJ Hunt:  593 days ago

Party Girl...I like it...

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electriczipper:  593 days ago

yikes

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