Vienna Girardi -- Face Full of Man Junk

I'd like to give her MY SHAFT right about now!

Is it really any shock that reality chicks are sluts?!?

Ho-Ho-Ho!!! Merryyyyyyy........eh...nevermind.

She's a pig through and through. Period. Never liked her, still don't.

i'm shocked for she has always been so proper and quiet

Poor Vienna... all those tears because Jake wasn't paying attention to her. She may be calling him a fame whore, but he's too nice to just call her a whore.

Nevermind that she was effing making out with a guy two days BEFORE they broke up... and before the trailer trash SOLD HER STORY to trash mag Star. I'm convinced she sold the story and decided to sell out Jake to cover for her "indiscretions."

I also think that as the Bachelor began, and stories like this began to come out about Vienna... that Jake didn't want to touch that sh*t anymore... that's why there was no "intimacy"... he finally saw her skanky side.

This picture says it all... "will suck for attention."

She is totally disgusting and I BET Jake wishes he'd listened to all the other women in the house now.

Obviously this guy is straight and not afraid of intimacy! Wait till this same pic shows up with Jake's face planted in some guys crotch!

How classy - low class that is. Didn't all the girls dislike her on the Bachelor? Freedom of speech - she can call him all the names she wants. He's a gentleman who won't stoop down to her level. But this picture speaks volumes about her.

The fact TMZ opted to showcase this as a story, using the title it did, is what is truly depraved here. What a sad state of affairs our country is in.

What does "stare down the barrel of a big, brown loaf launcher" mean?

Hahahaha...she seems like a real "Party Animal".

So why is Aly standing there in the background?

that's one lucky stinkfish but that manjunk was meant for US!!!

Party Girl...I like it...

yikes