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Rachel Uchitel Goes to 'Rehab' ... for a Price

7/19/2010 11:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Tiger Woods' mistress numero uno Rachel Uchitel is heading to "Celebrity Rehab" -- but TMZ has learned the show resorted to drastic measures before she agreed to check in.

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Sources connected to the production tell us Uchitel had originally turned down the show -- but after  producers DOUBLED their offer and Dr. Drew personally paid Uchitel a visit, Rachel changed her mind.

We're told Uchitel will make around $500,000 for her stint on the show.

A rep from VH1 claims Uchitel is hoping to kick an addiction to pills.

We're told it's unclear if this will affect Uchitel's offer to join Donald Trump on "Celebrity Apprentice."

The network claims Uchitel will be joined on the show by supermodel Janice Dickinson, actor Jeremy London, musician Leif Garrett, oil heir Jason Davis, ex-reality star Jason Wahler and singer Keyshia Cole's mother.


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46.

DANA    

what a nice way of making money without doing anything

1474 days ago
47.

Cuntlips    

There goes another doctor’s credibility. We all need to turn off the TV and stop hitting the movies. All these problem people will vanish. No income for the networks or the studios these overpaid plastic people can go find work in the fields picking strawberries.

1474 days ago
48.

FlamingoNut    

Hell no, not watching this show.

1474 days ago
49.

lili    

Dr Drew is a celibrity ho himself, and I've lost respect for him.

1474 days ago
50.

Steinberg    

pills? Try cocaine.

1474 days ago
51.

Peter Sc    

Thinking of it she never got an education like so many CEDU survivors because her parents were lured to use her saving for college for CEDU proberly because "it could save her life". As many parents her parents did set health over education.

When the treatment industry forced her into prostitution like relationships it might only be fair that another part of the treatment should pay up so she can go college and regain what some took from her.

1474 days ago
52.

CCC    

Wow! What a slut! Gotta love this country. Where else can you become famous and earn millions of dollars just for being a whore? I'm sure her parents are real proud of her.

SCENE 1. INT. 5 YEAR OLD RACHEL'S BEDROOM.

Rachel's mother and father enter the room. RACHEL is at her toy make-up table putting way too much make-up on.

FATHER
Rachel, what are you doing?

RACHEL
Mommy, Daddy, I want to be the most
famous whore in the world!

FATHER
Why are you aiming so low when you
can be the most famous whore in the
universe?

RACHEL
Ohh, Daddy. I love you.

Scene ends as the family huddles around for a group hug. The pet cat, TIGER, lovingly joins in, rubbing on Rachel's leg.

THE END

1474 days ago
53.

Elin    

Smart girl, if you're good at something, never do it for free!

1474 days ago
54.

Guest    

lol

1474 days ago
55.

scooter    

c***t biatch

1474 days ago
56.

Karma    

I can't believe all the addictions here. Why aren't these celebs able to cope with life without pills and alcohol. I just don't understand it.

1474 days ago
57.

andrea    

Another website posted that Rachel is "Addicted to Love" and she needs help - and she is getting paid $500,000 for this? This woman needs to crawl back under her rock with the rest of the slugs.

1474 days ago
58.

amy    

JUST CANCEL THIS SHOW...obviously nobody watches, it is soooooooo contrived. Mr. Drew.. just get a real job, yu should go to rehab...for people who can't find honest work.

1474 days ago
59.

Ima Famewhore    

Lets Review:

This money grubbing whore got the 911 commission to pay her millions for the guy she was going out with......she takes the million but does she go away............NO.

She starts working as a celebrity hooker/prostitue. Takes money from David Borrealis and wrecks his family, then hits the big jackpot with tiger after wrecking his family and career. Gets 10 million more and does she go away........NO

She claims she is a celebrity and is hooked on pills. As someone mentioned earlier she is not addicted to putting too many pills in her mouth, but rather too many dix in her mouth.

I wish she would take all of the money and just get the F away. Why do we have to continue to be subjected to her ugly face. They say some girls are beautiful on the inside and out. Her insides must be disgusting and filled with the Jack-Sauce of all of her clients. Not beautiful on the inside or out.

1474 days ago
60.

okerry    

Maybe they can treat her for being a homewrecking, moneygrubbing slut. That's her real addiction.

1474 days ago
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