Rachel Uchitel -- No Plans for a TV Show with Michael Lohan

OMG....LMAO.....What a circus!!!!!!

God this guy is such a douche

No wonder his family is so screwed up!!!

Two no talented waste of space pests

Not that I think she'd touch him but Rachel IS a huge liar. she denied anything with tiger for a long time too. Hoooor

I never thought I'd say this but I believe U Can Tell. Lohan has consistanly said he never touched his ex-wife, which Dina and his children have contradicted, not to mention the ex-girlfriend and now the current fiance. He also claims Blohan speaks to him all the time, when evidence to the contrary has been presented. You watch, he'll go to the jail when visiting hours are and say Blohan said this, that, and the other. As if!

She already mentioned the Sex and Drugs tiger and her did, the 10 million was to keep his use of poly max extremes out of the media which is more damaging to his golfing status.

OMG this is a case of who's the biggest and best liar!! Sickening!!!

Come on, Mikey!!! Another big lie! Why would Rachel go on a show with you???? LOL, she was offered a show by Trump for God's sake and you are a nobody with no backing for a show!!! Dr. Drew offered her 500K and you haven't a dime to your name....ummmm, who should we believe, I wonder???

uber-tan, fake tits, butta face & a cowboy hat, sure sounds like "a party on Long Island" to me.

Both blood-sucking leeches.

I love when bottom-feeders squabble like they're significant.
I'll smash my right hand after typing this BUT -I have far more respect (*gags*) for Lowhand than DoucheNtell.
Idiots and losers, the lot of them, seedy and sleazy. Unattractive and ugly to boot.
Why? -I don't understand the need to follow and present their every word and (mis)deed.
Back in the day, ick and nast were ignored. Fast forward to today with ick and nast holding court main players and mainstay of pop culture.
In this case (above) we are regaled with a tired rebuttal from a leatherfaced homely two-bit extortionist whore who's claim to (in)fame(y) is to have been an gape-mouthed fugly golfer's knob-polisher ... and in the other corner (*ding ding*) we have a has-been drug-addict's ****headed delusional dad day-dreaming of being a BFFOB Mark Burnett while denying that he kicked the headcheese out of yet even another bottom-scraping fugbucket of human waste.
Okay ... now I'm off to spank my eyeballs and crush my hand ... please excuse me ...

Why are there even stories about this guy?? Okay, maybe if it's a story about Lindsay and it's mentioned that her loser father won't leave her alone.....but without her in the story, it's just a story about some guy who's a loser!

dipchit will do/ say anything to get his face on camera

no need to tune in afternoon soap operas. just read TMZ.