Charlie Sheen 'Totally Sober' at Playboy Party, Says Ron Jeremy

OMG his wife is so much prettier than those women!

GOOD GOD CHARLIE, WHY THE HELL DID YOU GO TO THIS PARTY---------------SORRY, KEEP THIS UP AND YOU DESERVE ALL YOU GET-------I WAS ON YOUR SIDE---BUT NOW "FORGET IT" YOU ARE SUCH A "PRICK"

From what I've read about his fondness for gay porn sites, the women in this picture are probably not who he's there for...

Go Charlie!!!!!

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Yessiree, buddy...those young girls are truly interested in you, Charlie. You're pathetic whether you're sober or drunk.

This clown is a TOTAL pig and will NEVER change. What a huge disappointment this must be to his Dad, Martin Sheen, to see his kid be such a loser, and what another huge disappointment he is to his own kids. Wow, Daddy can't quit the sluts and man-up and be a real Dad. I feel bad for the kids in one way but in another the less time he spends with them the better off they will be in the long run for sure. He's a nobody who can't control himself and the only way he will die is miserable and alone.

How would Ron know if he was 'totally' sober?
You hang around a barber shop long enough and you'll get a hair cut.
Right out of rehab, Charlie had no reason to be there.

Who cares? Charlie Sheen is of little (or in my case) no interest.Is he really worth the coverage? Ohhhhh,Charlie didn't drink!!! I guess since Mel's gone fishing and Lindsay's in rehab there's not much to report.

Charlie Sheen is SUCH A CREEP!

Charlie wished he had half of what Ron has in his pants!

Not sure I'd be relying on Ron Jeremy as my alibi

TMZ-I know you cannot censor...But, why allow these idiots to get free publicity by advertising handbags/junk on here in the comments section? Commercial speech is not as protected as non-commercial speech. You'd be well within your rights to remove this junk.

On another note-Charlie Sheen is a S*** BAG. I truly don't get it. Who in the world watches his horrible show? I tried in vain to watch it once and it was the most un-funny/dumb show I've ever seen. Also, Charlie not funny at all in it-and he looks like a neanderthal. Don't get it at all.

Charlie Sheen is a disgusting human being. Holds a knife to his wife's throat and threatens to kill her if she tries to get away and somehow he walks away with a sweetheart of a deal. This will not be the last time he will be in trouble with the law. Now that he's gotten away with this, his ego is even more massive than before and thinks he is invinsible. I'd love to be the one to remove the smug look from his ugly face.

Charlie' you are such a Waffle' you will reep what you sow dude'