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Some Jerkoff Arrested in The O.C.

8/17/2010 3:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Orange County -- the area that inspired the Mischa Barton TV series (clever celebrity tie-in) -- is now the home to one of the most effed up stories we've come across all day ... hope you're not thirsty.

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We just received a press release from the O.C. District Attorney ... about a man who was just arrested "after ejaculating two times into female co-worker's water bottle while at work."

According to officials, the alleged wackjob waltzed into his co-worker's office in January and flogged the dolphin into her water bottle ... which she later unsuspectingly drank. Officials claim she threw the water bottle away after feeling "sick and irritated."

Three months later, officials say the alleged victim and the suspect were both transferred to another branch ... and dude pulled the schtick all over again and the lady drank the water ... again. Only this time, when the woman felt sick ... she saved the bottle and sent it to a private lab for testing.

According to officials, the tests confirmed "that the water bottle contained semen" ... and investigators later connected the DNA to the suspect. The alleged wanker was arrested early this morning.

If convicted ... dude could go behind bars, where he might get a taste of his own medicine.

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Lucy    

Eww!

1506 days ago
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Ellen    

Sickening story, but I loved your last line!

1506 days ago
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The Biz    

That's the OC for you. Nothing but jerk off and cursive writing on their T-shirts. Throw in a couple nautical star tats for good measure.

1506 days ago
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sharon    

Ewwwwwwwwww, good thing i always throw away any bottled water i leave in the office unattended. Yuck !!!

1506 days ago
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Observer999    

Ew. Also, what does this have to do with the Thirty Mile Zone, or celebrities or anything?

1506 days ago
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Michael Jackson's Voice    

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! GROSS!! FRY THAT NASTY PIG!! SICK!!!

1506 days ago
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Abusement76    

Didn't they wonder why it looked like clouds floating in thier water bottles and tasted like sea water?

1506 days ago
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Stupid People Hater    

That's pretty gross. Maybe she is anorexic or something and he was just trying to get her a little protein. We need all the facts before we can *** to any conclusions...

1506 days ago
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mr attitude    

It's the OC... It wouldn't surprise me if someone there decided to market it as a protein enhanced energy drink.

1506 days ago
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Stupid People Hater    

Damn it! The word "come" spelled differently is censored... That ruins my whole joke... I quit.

1506 days ago
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Bri    

Maybe he will get a reality show.

1506 days ago
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Tia C    

Of course that was a disgusting and offensive thing for the dude to do, but I have to say - since when does semen make you feel sick? Never done that to me! LOL

1506 days ago
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Alex    

I wish I could unread that story. Gross.

1506 days ago
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assmouth     

he was quite thoughtful...promoting healthy nails and hair for his female co workers. god bless america

1506 days ago
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ck    

Sounds like the work of Ryan's brother Trey.

1506 days ago
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