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Plaxico Burress -- Flavorless in 2011

1/2/2011 5:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Former New York Giant and current inmate Plaxico Burress rang in the New Year at the Oneida Correctional Facility in Rome, NY with the most bland slate of culinary options as possible.

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TMZ has obtained the menu from Plax's current home ... and man, it makes airplane food sound good. The New Year's Day meals were highlighted with things like "unbreaded fish fillet," "roll/margarine," "white bread/mustard," and everyone's favorite "sliced chicken salami."

This menu might be the best deterrent to crime we've ever seen.



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Cartman    

What? No "I shot myself in the butt" burger?

1304 days ago
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Snoogs    

Grape drank!

1304 days ago
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iN3RT    

I want that purple stuff

1304 days ago
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Jackie    

wow!!....crazy food

1304 days ago
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Ty    

People are way too spoiled. I never understood the hate towards plane food or hospital food etc.. I never had a problem with it. When I was in the hospital It was freakin delicious

1304 days ago
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AmyBee    

People are way too spoiled. I never understood the hate towards plane food or hospital food etc.. I never had a problem with it. When I was in the hospital It was freakin delicious

Posted at 5:25 AM on Jan 2, 2011 by Ty

Sheeet...I agree. I doesn't seem that bad to me, lots of variety. More balanced than my daily diet.

Sure, that menu get old over the years, but it could be worse.

1304 days ago
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jetfanglo    

GEEZ,LOUISE............WHY IS HE IN THE SLAMMER?....HE IS JUST GUILTY OF BEING AN *******........IF THAT WAS A CRIME WE WOULD ALL BE IN JAIL.........FREE PLAXICO!!!!!.OH,YEAH I ALMOST 4GOT...TEAM MEL !

1304 days ago
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ME    

He's in a correctional facility for doing a crime. Why should he have better food than some poor folks who can barely find even a decent meal? Do the crime. Do the time. And don't expect special treatment. Loser.

1304 days ago
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dd    

Sounds good to me, there are a lot of children that had nothing to eat.

1304 days ago
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femonanon    

...just for a story? A menu?? really?? and it looks pretty good, actually. next story, please

1304 days ago
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ManiacalZebra    

What the hell is a "meatless pepper steak"?

1304 days ago
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puddinpie    

He should not even be in prison at all,he should of got some sort of counseling or something. He has has lots of menus in there I don't see why this one is posted. Happy New Year Plaxico!

1304 days ago
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James    

I wish I ate that well every day! I might try a diet like that for a month, to see how much it costs and if I can lose a few pounds!

1303 days ago
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BSweet    

Yeah. You know what? Don't look all that bad to me! There's people starving, be glad to have that food.

1303 days ago
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tamra    

whats wrong with it? looks like regular food to me.my nephew is locked up in florida and that menu looks a million times better then the slop he gets.tmz you must be hard up for new stories,this one is stupid and no one cares.

1303 days ago
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